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Molly Shah

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The Onion are fucking oracles

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Jake i (nephew crawling arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️'s avatar Jake i (nephew crawling arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️ @jakei.bsky.social
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painfully so

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Liz the GM 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 ($0/2000 Storage Retreival MA)'s avatar Liz the GM 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 ($0/2000 Storage Retreival MA) @lizthegm.bsky.social
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84% seems like a lowball number, tho.

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Amazon Piss Jugs's avatar Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social
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haha lol we've entered that timeline and we cannot escape it See also: The Simpsons.

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Wendy's avatar Wendy @bitterzurig.bsky.social
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Hard times for makers of satire.

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Craig Walmsley's avatar Craig Walmsley @craigwalmsley.bsky.social
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Shakes's avatar Shakes @shakes.bsky.social
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Endless Breadsticks And Circuses. But they've brazenly replaced the marinara with the blood of the innocent. I never thought I'd witness this level of cold brutality in my lifetime.

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CornPop 's avatar CornPop @usmc.bsky.social
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They are racist My feelings are hurt. Not fair.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists's avatar Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social
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Midorima three point swish gif here

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🏳️‍⚧️Valkyrie Eleison 's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social
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I thought they were funny until the 9/11 special edition. Then I knew they were both very funny and very serious

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Dar Laufer's avatar Dar Laufer @creepyfanboy.bsky.social
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Not everything is about the US.

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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn.'s avatar A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn. @peatree.photography
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Telling the truth but treating as humor more depressing than funny. Reality: The sun is burning out, we have a week to live. The Onion: “No more sunburns”!

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Alpha's avatar Alpha @qanewsnetwork.com
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Agreed!!

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David Rosnick 's avatar David Rosnick @rosnick.bsky.social
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Galaxy brain: The Onion is a think-tank

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