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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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we should let nuns get a little dick crazy once a year, we'll hide the Bible if God's watching
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DaffyPussy🫦@montanathebitch.bsky.social |
415 followers 122 following 6130 posts
eat mid pussy
DM me your secrets, I won't read them
ko-fi.com/montanathestate
kidsquid.bandcamp.com
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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we should let nuns get a little dick crazy once a year, we'll hide the Bible if God's watching
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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we're so us
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I love to be a part of things
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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try me you coward
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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despite how online I am, I only really pay attention to myself and don't know anything else that's going on
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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okay but me not being on here is so slay
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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it's not a compliment
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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Rent is actually a daily expense paid in advance, so you’re giving your landlord an interest-free loan for 4 weeks that is repaid each day habitable shelter is provided
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FaultyPussy🫦 (blocked by WaPo)
@squidmontana.bsky.social
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hey by the way, my rent is due, please purchase my music @ kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/moonfall
if I make 100 dollars today I will post whatever the top reply wants
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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can you weigh in on women's infidelity rights? are you pro women cheating?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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that's a concoction
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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that's wild. I got a bechamel pizza today. but previously I got a pistachio and sausage pizza from this place. I also love a pie with hot honey
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I believe in you
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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@yumewrites.bsky.social picked up the stardust grail, thanks for putting art into the world
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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apparently no one, but the blocks remain steady!
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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was I abusing my own self esteem? so much for comedy being legal
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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who's up blocking me for having correct opinions?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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anyone else remember the robot with no heart? from like 2006
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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You never thought about you only You never had to worry about which part of you to show me You're just as stupid as you've always been Treat your stupid little problems like a molecule of oxygen You're never getting better, you're addicted to the madness You treat it like a muse, are you happy now?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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greener on the other side? how about, nothing's green?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I want a podcast with Aaron Sorkin and the Harvard writers of the Simpsons where they argue what's the funniest thing. like, is 17 actually funnier than 15? is it funnier to eat vegetable medley, or clam chowder?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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he also used it in studio 60 and the newsroom and probably sports night or whatever I never watched that one
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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Aaron Sorkin's favourite title of a season finale 'oh what kind of day has it been?'
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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millennials don't even know what fabric softner is! we gotta fix that! proctor and gamble will not survive!
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I love not knowing what this is about, but I wish you well
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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first
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I love zacky
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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just checked in on the group chat I left due to weird/iffy comments about women posted today: men should make Lifetime movies about justifiable homicide, a husband poisoning a wife for cheating on him this will always be a pro women cheating account
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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maybe people are too afraid to argue with me online because I stopped posting that having chlamydia in your pussy is still beautiful
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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the deepest throat of all
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I'll pass this on to Pusher Terrence for you
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thiiird person
@thiiirdperson.bsky.social
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i think it's about an 80% chance he shows up on the new Clipse project
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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Dear Aubrey, I didn't mean to crash your party truth is, I don't have No Malice in my body
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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can we get another pusha and kendrick collab before the country collapses?
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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so true
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I refuse, she is a b word that entire movie
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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if you catch me listening to Man With Helmet, just know things are taking a turn. I only listened to half of it last night. stay vigilant.
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I tried! this website cares not for women's issues
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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over the past week I've decided to only refer to Sprite as 'Sprint' until my wife calls me out. will update when she does (probably never)
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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I'd also like to add on that Neil ignored me when I asked if women have the right to cheat on men. so I knew something was up months and months ago. keep that in mind while you defend him
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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wrong
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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fireworks are to government as pizza is to management
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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my bf when I come home with taco bell and a Baja blast freeze:
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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me when someone asks why I throw my phone in an uber and tell him to drive around town:
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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remake a movie with shrek and make it better Shrek, Interrupted
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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you're a superstar to me
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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first
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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if we were best friends, I'd be fixed
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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me when someone asks why I throw my phone in an uber and tell him to drive around town:
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DaffyPussy🫦
@montanathebitch.bsky.social
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my bf when I come home with taco bell and a Baja blast freeze:
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