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Thank you Steve, I’d kind of forgotten id done it too!

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This is part of it

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This made my day.

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Ah, thank you. Really glad you like it :)

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It’s time

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The optician says I've got 20-20 vision! Oh, sorry, I misread that. It says my vision is so-so.

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Me doing the NYT spelling bee: I have a broad and sophisticated vocabulary, I will do well at this My winning words: boob, booboo, bumface, poop, willies, knickers, knockers, knackers…* * many of these words will NOT actually be accepted

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Oh, you know. Bit of a catch-up. See how they're doing. Find out how the nestlings are getting along at uni.

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Thanks for inviting me to Fight Club!” "Don't mention it"

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"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock" "Who's there?" "An octopus"

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I’m being asked about my UFO pictures a lot today so I’m going to put the best ones on my website. This one is the brewery behind my old school in Edinburgh floating over the Lomond Hills in Perthshire.

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Taking my grandmother to Nandos later to get a hair cut.

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I love it when little kids draw a smiley face in the wrong place. I’m definitely doing this in my next picture.

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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Who is Dracula's favourite singer? Gladys Knight

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“If you are tired of London, you are tired of life, motherfucker” Samuel L Johnson.

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1 in 10 men think the word ‘decimate’ should only be used in its strict sense.

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The first rule of Oedipus Club: mum's the word.

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Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside.

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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Happy Accurate Measurements Day to all who calibrate.

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Thank you, that’s lovely to hear :)

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I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

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It’s out today! ‘Rewild’, by Ben Martynoga, illustrated by me. For ages 12+, but honestly I think this is a great book for all. We explain how we can help nature to help the planet, the importance of whale poo, beavers and how to encourage biodiversity in your own garden.

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I wish I'd learnt air guitar like everyone else, rather than air bassoon. Hours of practice, very little chance to use it.

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Very rare shot of the Arctic Platypus

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Thank you. I like that it has come to life in your mind :)

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