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Memento Morty πŸŒ™

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"It's time to renew your license." "All the other kids' parents will be at the event." "8 am meetings."

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Well now, they often call me Greedo πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ›οΈπŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰'s avatar Well now, they often call me Greedo πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ›οΈπŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ @natteringnaybob.bsky.social
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"We need to talk"

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Karen β€œthe good kind” Percy's avatar Karen β€œthe good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social
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"You're being audited." "You have a 6 am flight which means you need to be at the airport at 4:30 am" "Results of your scan were unclear"

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Jess Nevins's avatar Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social
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"Do you know what escrow means?" "Is your resume updated?" "Have you called your parents lately?"

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