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Thatβs shitty. Iβm sorry. π’
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Osage/Cherokee/Danish She/Her A βοΈ in love with a π¦. Be glad I donβt follow through on my intrusive thoughts. Food maker and picture taker. Former artist. β¨And thatβs SOME MORE of your goddamn business.β¨ - Aunt Margaret circa 2012
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Thatβs shitty. Iβm sorry. π’
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Worst headache youβve ever had in your life and you donβt get headaches type pain?
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Heβd be acceptable!
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Iβd be thrilled if they could talk him into it! Iβd settle for Tuchel, Viera, Gallardo. I donβt think we need another MLS manager that doesnβt haveβ¦real world experience? Pochβs head isnβt going to be in the right spot. I would also take Thierry Henry, but I feel Deschamps might be out, too.
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Iβd have had him yeet himself into space.
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Can you send that one to a manager whose name rhymes with Beter Lermes?
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It could work! Anything is better than the GB Standard. Hell, I doubt he ever changed his playbook. Just give me a Hadrianβs Wall or Lokiβs Tobogganβ¦hell Park the Bus for all I care. Somethingβ¦π
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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Oh, I have some ideasβ¦ The players exist to do it. He just refused to call some of them up and then when he did, didnβt utilize them properly. His idea was to force quality players to play in his βsystemβ with ZERO idea how to adapt when it didnβt work. Itβs what happens when youβre not qualified.
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So cute! π
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Nooo. Cause heβs an incompetent fuckwit who shouldβve stayed fired the first damn time. π
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The way this country operates, they can probably pardon themselves. Or have a new law cooked up that says theyβre immuneβ¦TF knows at this point.
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He canβt collect u/e. He was fired for cause! π€£
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Was it melons or grapes?
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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbyeeee!!! π π€£
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Okaaaay England. I guess, since you have some of my players on your teamβ¦I will continue to root for you. Albeit in protest because you allow that nitwit Stones to take up a starting place on the pitch.
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She better check that life insurance policy. And take out a 2nd one. Maybe a 3rd just to be safe.
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Right?! I just assumed the originals were dead and had been swapped out with othersβ¦like they did Lynyrd Skynyrd. π
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Apparently my mother thinks I care that one of the Oak Ridge boys croaked. Imagine her disappointmentβ¦
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If you need advice on going places (or avoiding them) there, let me know!
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Insane to me that no one has combined artisan sausage cookery and balloon animal art into one cohesive business.
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That reminds me of this.
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*laughs nervously in the loopy version of might as well be Cyrillic*
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Hey! Those things can have you on the floor screaming in pain! Should be allowed to have ANYONE call in for you.
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My mom called in for me. I was in emergency surgery and my manager said βHave her call in when she wakes up.β π
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Other people woke up, too?
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Can βSpock eyebrowsβ be the next brow trend? Cause I got that ish down without maiming the hairs that are still clinging to life up there. π
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That they shouldβve stayed in there?
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You can get the mysterious monolith in Colorado now, too!
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I will definitely do that the next time I make them. Currently waiting for the PB white chocolate chip dough to get to a state of chilled that I consider sufficient for baking.
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Iβ¦no. I should probably try that first. π€£
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The answer is either life support or BDSM. Your choice.
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Need to figure out how to make my monster cookies just a little more solid so I can turn them into ice cream sandwiches.
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Well, yes?
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Can someone tell AG Asshole to quit wasting taxpayer money and the courtβs time trying to keep this clearly innocent woman in prison? It was THE COP. WHO WENT TO JAIL. All evidence points to THE COP. Quit looking for other evidence where it doesnβt exist and DO YOUR GODDAMN ACTUAL JOB.
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You must!
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Put it in timeout or make it take a nap?
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Giroud, the answer is always Giroud.
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Iβm sorry youβre having a shitty day. π
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Right?! I guess cause all the whack-a-doodles that would are on his side?
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Can we terminate him? Heβs convinced that post birth abortion is a thingβ¦he seems like the perfect candidate.
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You know the food is π₯ when this bottle shows up.
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In the words of Miss Mona Lisa Vitoβ¦
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THANK FUCKING CHRIST! My grandpa would be so happy.
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Me on Friday when I forget to eat all day Thursday.
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I justβ¦whatβ¦uhhβ¦answered the English Menβs National team football lineup question for you. π¬
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@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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For sure. π
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Same starting XI they fielded last match. It worked. No need to go switching things around. Could bench the Lord and Savior but allergic to hardware HK for the 2β1st half, but the bobbleheads would lose their shit over it and start screeching for Southgateβs head. π
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Oh, I stayed 15 minutes past my alarm. Then she followed me to the bathroom, sat outside the shower and watched me, and followed me around while I got ready. Sheβs not usually attached to me like this in the morning.
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Whyβd you drag the rooster in to it? He was just minding his own business, crowing, and shit.
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