Jamestopher

@tarnation.bsky.social

381 followers 195 following 1258 posts

This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.

Awarded B.B. Shark and Associates best poster 3 minutes in a row.

Me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaen6h4xgehg

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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

Flamin’ Hot Tums

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

[getting pulled over] Cop: lemme see your drafts folder Me: I don’t use a drafts folder Cop: holy fucking shit you’re free to go

3 replies 39 reposts 121 likes

Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

When I think about Jeffery I get high, and that's good enough for me.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

folks: get jeffrey to 1k

4 replies 4 reposts 10 likes

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Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Obviously your parents never told you about the birds and the Bumblebees

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heiðrún @harpy.party
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

my sunscreen is tarnishing my amulet

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

your honor, before we proceed any further i feel bound by my duty to justice and the truth and must inform the prosecutor that she has been cross-examining a cishet this whole time

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Thank you!

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

📸 Green

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

On Bluesky you have to do a formal coming out if you’re a cishet white guy.

7 replies 13 reposts 66 likes

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FK @funkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

cloudy with a chance of deezballs

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Rogs 🤖 @stev.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

My afternoons are devoted to calligraphy and sometimes a potion

1 replies 3 reposts 8 likes

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Isn’t it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho

12 replies 31 reposts 80 likes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Insane, what you cookin over there

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Please Kim, grab a snack and a blanket. I'm going to start at the beginning.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Can someone explain to me what I’m talking about?

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

[casually walking around without a helmet on, as one does]

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Insane to me that no one has combined artisan sausage cookery and balloon animal art into one cohesive business.

6 replies 27 reposts 58 likes

Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

You don’t love me, you love the thought of me wearing my high top Crocs, otherwise nude.

3 replies 17 reposts 35 likes

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

I guess women at the grocery store don't want help picking out fruit

6 replies 15 reposts 35 likes

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.

12 replies 54 reposts 160 likes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

girls only want one thing and it's to murder

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

sun tzu more like sun poo am i right

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later

8 replies 43 reposts 106 likes

Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

im getting in the fucking bucket you cant stop me this time

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haus of hawktuah @hausofholes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

meet me at the splash pad bro

2 replies 1 reposts 17 likes

Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

He looks hungry I should feed him

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

today Odin turns 3 🐕🖤🎉

50 replies 29 reposts 263 likes

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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

I only follow people in their 20s here to meet their dads

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

masturbating isn’t my cup of tea personally but you do you

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Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

First Date Idea: I eat every last pickle in your house, walk straight home, and never call you again

10 replies 16 reposts 72 likes

Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Really expected The Art of War to have more pictures than words

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

I knew it wasn't true before the parenthetical

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

I gently tossed my dinner bread to try to get cast in a movie… I rolled my roll for a role

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Mistakes are like shoes, you walk around in shit, throw em in the closet when they get too dirty to think of, then sniff em later for sexual gratification.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

if you call me dad instead of daddy i won’t be mad just disappointed

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Toby @tobestewart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

Some of the best posts are written by other people

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Musicians are so impressively confident. I'm gonna make some noises now, better record it cause you'll definitely want to hear it again.

2 replies 4 reposts 30 likes

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

FUCK US UP WICKED HO!!!

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times 1/36

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

My therapist says I can’t duel anymore. She thinks Mr Cannoli is one of my alter egos and I’m starting to believe it too

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

Lmao fuck

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

At least you Accepted

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Jamestopher @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @kimmalien.bsky.social 3

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Tyler James Hill @tylerjameshill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

With great tits, comes great back pain.

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