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Moxie

@moxiecotton.bsky.social

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Artist, lefty, and some third thing.

Alignment: Chaotic Good

See my art at bahouserart.com

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That’s cute and all but all of the local meters use an app too so if you don’t have change you have to download the janky app and set up an account which would piss me off a lot more than throwing a dollar or two in the meter. That foam could be used to clog up far more damaging things

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As opposed to the young and spry 78 year old Trump

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The worst part about learning digital drawing is that I’ve gotten so used to holding the pen still to straighten out the line that when I have to draw a line free hand and it’s all garbage I’ll hold the pen/pencil for a second until it dawns on me I’m going to need a ruler.

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And yet you continue to fuck him

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Playmate of the Apes was far better because it looked like it was filmed in someone’s basement (bad wood paneling and all) it was guys with cheap gorilla masks and gloves and there was a “happy monkey dance”

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Oh no. I remember that. It played on Cinemax late at night sometimes.

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I would only work retail again under the direst of circumstances. I don’t know what the average retail worker makes now but I know it isn’t nearly enough.

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No one I know other than my brother has ever seen that movie and I feel like they played it all the time on TV for a while. It’s nice to see acknowledgement that it wasn’t just a fever dream because people sure react like it was when I describe the plot to them.

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All the men in the lead, a boy being carried and the young girl trailing far behind. Unintentionally fitting.

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Can confirm. I am a talented artist with no social media presence and no one who doesn’t know I exist knows I exist. I don’t have money to spend on advertising and have been thinking about dropping my webpage because no one sees it and it feels like money that could be better spent elsewhere.

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What a piece of shit

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You’d have to be one hell of a prick to think that every human being has to live up to your exact standards of beauty rather than realize that people exist outside of your desire to fuck them. Only the people considering fucking you have to care if you find them sexy.

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It’s funny when they call any of our politicians the “radical left” when most Dems are just republicans decades ago when they weren’t so openly terrible.

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Sexualizing children IS common but that doesn’t make it right.

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Imagine if Biden just sent the military to “official act” all over 5 of the justices & appoint whoever he sees fit, then “official acts” over anyone who tried to stop him. The same people getting erections about what this means for the current GOP would lose their damn minds. It’s such a bad law.

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I don’t know what Biden can do to fix any of what just happened but I do know that the two strategies of “do nothing” and “disapproving looks” have not worked so far. It might be best to try something because if that orange dickhead gets reelected we are all fucked anyway.

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When I was two my parents took me to a doctor because my belly looked big he kept telling them it was baby fat. They took me to Hershey and the doctors there found a 9lb cyst on my liver. I agree always trust your gut.

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Meh it was meant to say “reaching their target audience”

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I get a lot of thirst trap images meant for gay men. The bear community is strong here, too bad they aren’t teaching their target audience.

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Good.

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One of my friends suggested that it was now legal for Biden to have Trump “removed” for “official reasons” as an attempt to cheer me up but if we lived in the kind of world where he would be so bold we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.

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So if Biden orders the assassination of Trump as an “official act” is that technically legal now?

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Been dealing with major RSD the last few weeks. I have been pushing myself to be social because I know that falling off the face of the earth with undo all of the hard work I’ve put in by validating the negative feelings. Still the urge to just disappear is overwhelming.

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I used to think there was a ceiling to the anger I could feel in a day. There is not.

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I don’t know what a gooning cave smells like but I know that guy does.

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The best thing I have done for myself mental health wise is start following accounts that just post picture of wild mushrooms. It’s a nice resting space between all of the awful happening everywhere.

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One where they can make 1000 AI waifus with no jaw and giant tits and wallpaper their goon rooms with them… probably.

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He looks like he’s at that awkward stage where he’s outgrown his clothing but his mom wants to get the rest of the season out of it before she buys the next size up.

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Having been through this process with two people in my family it feels like the cruelty is the point. You not only get to go through the realization that your body has taken a shit on you but also have to prove how much of a shit it’s taken to people who don’t want to believe you.

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Well if I wanted to badger a shady entity into doing their jobs but didn’t want to invest loads of my own time writing walls of text I could see using it. Besides 1200 over 6 mos is a terrible return for a scam but a hell of a victory for someone tired of being trod upon. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I hope it’s because you have legit complaints and are tired of not being taken seriously and not because you’re a dirtbag.

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Sounds like a good and healthy relationship. No notes!

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A moment of silence for all of the cashiers today who are being bombarded by old men asking “Is it hot enough for ya” during the next few days of the heatwave

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How did you think the stalactites/stalagmites were formed?

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I think I played the most Skyrim when my daughter was a newborn then I didn’t play anything seriously for years, now the kids also game so it’s a nice thing we can do together. Unless I win then I’m a cheater/hacker 😑

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My affirmation for the day: You don’t have to finish one game before you start another. Go wild! Start as many games as you choose and then abandon them like a toddler abandons the lunch they swore they really wanted after one bite.

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That’s a cool thing so do if you hate cheeseburgers and also whoever has to clean the grill later

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Damnit. That means my art is terrible unless my mom liking my art counts extra. Stupid science

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My husband asked me to draw him a picture of Negan and it is taking every ounce of restraint I have to not draw him in a pinup style… leaning coyly on a bat in front of him ass out at some impossible angle. I could do both but I have other projects I’m working on. Gah!

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I mean yeah if you’re going to run the fucker who’s abusing you over sure…

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If you don’t have wind turbines will one of those fans you make from folded paper do?

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