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Mr. Fasthorse
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Lord Buckethead used to follow me on the other site. That is all.
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Some kind of award winning physicist. Cyclist. Whiskey ingestor.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Lord Buckethead used to follow me on the other site. That is all.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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He sings in a band called The White Keys
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Oh yeah that's right. *Someone* in rural northeast Boulder doesn't want to be so closely associated with that asshole
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Wasn't it a gated community in Niwot? I remember finding it on Zillow
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Ahem
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Julian Sanchez
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This is your annual advance reminder that you will never look at a photograph or video of fireworks again, nor will it be of any real interest to your social media contacts. Just look with your own gelatinous human eyes.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Beato
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Mr. Fasthorse
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I'm pleased to announce, because our scientists are the best in the world, and I mean that. folks, that through our technology and American ingenuity, we have acquired both 100 duck-sized horses AND 1 horse-sized duck. Here we go.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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The next sequel will be Oceans 2
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Mr. Fasthorse
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In high school marching band, I wanted to be a section leader. The director called me called me into her office and asked if I would quit if I didn't get it. I said no. She said "well, X said she would, and I need the numbers, so I'm giving it to her." And that's the same dynamic we see from the GOP
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Then, Big Utah Teapot
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Detective: Looks like this man was stabbed with a hunting knife Me, looking suspicious: Like, the really cheap kind, right?
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Something's wrong, I got charged for 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Wait I thought cybertrukkks were mobile Bitcoin farms, given the battery drain most are experiencing
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Mr. Fasthorse
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I, too, will not be competing in the Olympics, even if I qualify, because United stranded me at JFK in 2009
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Guinea has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Mr. Fasthorse
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You know that cringey Aaron Sorkin Newsroom clip where people on a plane find out about Bin Laden's death? That literally happened to me in 2011. Now every time I fly I wonder what crazy news I'll see when I land
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Mr. Fasthorse
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A toilet!
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Deep cut
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Successfully avoided
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Getting my Alf costume ready
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Mr. Fasthorse
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He thinks you have crawdads, don't engage
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Mr. Fasthorse
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you misspelled Silverchair. You miss 90's Australian band Silverchair so badly.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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@jonkimball.bsky.social Election Profit Makers bad boy of the week?
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Mr. Fasthorse
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It's still early
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Makes me SAD
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Minor Payne
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Mr. Fasthorse
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it was foretold www.aiweirdness.com/ai-recipes-a...
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Mr. Fasthorse
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"we set the scene - an extremely mid college graduation party. The graduate is handed a wrapped present..."
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Hell be sentenced to 35 meat pies
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Love Actually: Marvel Coming to theaters 2025
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Eric Budd has stories
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Mr. Fasthorse
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You know its owner is a Boulderite, right? I've met him a few times, he's wacky
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Mr. Fasthorse
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I forget if Major Payne is in that interview. The delta between his scripted part and the screen part is wild
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Mr. Fasthorse
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So like every trump press conference
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Consensus is that this is a universal experience, but if I had walked I'd at least have a floppy hat
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Mr. Fasthorse
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I defended near the beginning of the term, got a postdoc several states away, and didn't return to walk. If I _had_ walked, would my parents treat me like I'm an expert in _something_?
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Mr. Fasthorse
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*pats one empty seat in a room filled with all your friends* Stephen, we need to talk. That's right, about your pubes.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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"the reporter responded with a wanking motion"
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Remember Gorsuch's comments about female law students?
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Better than no beer at all?
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Trump did that with that wacko murderous navy seal
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
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Mr. Fasthorse
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This story has everything. Rock and roll, CD-ROMs, relativity, Michael Jackson, Jim Traficant
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Control+F Science
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Mr. Fasthorse
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The next question should be "what do you do if you can't do those things?'
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Mr. Fasthorse
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Good thing you're already married
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Mr. Fasthorse
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I hope they're not matching like-to-like, not everyone matches with their identical self. The mapping of types to types would actually be kinda interesting but is probably a trade secret
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Mr. Fasthorse
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It's the Evil Erdős number
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