dr. mr. nintendotapes

Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

this is probably my favorite post on bsky lol

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

hate to have to roll this back out. ttyl ill be in mourning for a bit.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

apologies to mariah carey who has apparently been saying “youve got me feeling emotion” and not “youve got the feeling: emotion” like i thought for the past thirty years. sorry to everyone ive hurt and disappointed.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

i have the feeling “emotion”

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

captain jack was my therapy after the divorce. dream a dream and in the navy both have emotional healing ability.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

my recommendation for long term marriage is the whistle song instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KT7...

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

in 2004 i brought a date to my apt and showed her how i could clear dirty vegas song days go by on heavy mode on DDR Max 2. she later agreed to marry me (for a while), but overall i do not recommend dirty vegas song days go by as a basis for an adult relationship. too many cracks in the foundation

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

RIP franky

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

one shotting jaws 💀

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

another cool move web pages are doing these days is after you finally click all the ads off and get halfway thru the article, it auto scrolls you back to the top for some unknown reason and you lose your place and just say to hell with it.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

ah, “going to websites” 🍷👃

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

qui gon was awesome!

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

i’m still going to up my dosage as a precautionary measure

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

i feel like I won the presidential debates somehow, and i didnt even show up!! but i do have a strong pro zelda 2 the adventure of link platform so thats bolstered me i feel. if i win, everyone can come to my place and play zelda 2. i have two televisions. and anakin skywalker pepsis for all.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

johnstons first words are officiall “INTEGER OVERFLOW//deleTEme//DELETEBABYJOHNSTON” i’m so sorry but see what you all did. see my previous post on how to help this young man.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

it is not looking good for baby johnston!!!!

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

this poor baby is the first one born since 2000 with the dreaded ILOVEYOU email worm. ( LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU. TXT ) if we can get this post to 100k likes then he will be granted one wish by god. his name is johnston and his wish is to see the great lakes. so lets all pitch in for baby johnston.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

you got him up in my head again and i cant stop thinking about how wicked he is. like an actual baller in real life.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

would u smoke a mary jane with bob lazar

y for yes

yn for yo, no way

and then talk about fbi secrets

#aliens and #ufos and # fbisecrets

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

so when he comes back he will go over to kick and keep the grift up i guess.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

star wars is causing a lot of feelings right now! for me, i like it when they use their laser swords. and do x wing.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

just noticed the license plate nice

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

fudge

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

google dont work anymore.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

well now im mad!! mama

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

how old were your kids when you showed them Loose Change? mine is 11 is it too late?

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

thanks for reaching out! but id say i’m more of a cautionary tale and less of a potential employee with a formal education. got my marbles rattled too much in a car crash, some (doctors) say!

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

i need to update my resume but i dont know how to phrase “spent twelve years fucken around and fucken up”to make it appealing to a potential employer. is it desperate to just write “help me” and sign my name

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

current mental status: internally shrieking INDIGNITY at maximum mind volume

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

ps your writing rocks!

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

wish i could say! i’m currently cleaning up after slobs who look down on me like i’m nothing for work! but i’m drawing little mothmen and dreaming up reviews for nintendo tapes in between to stay sane. and smoking dope. what do you say, lets all hang in there, haha. lets hang in there. 🫠

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

each day i inch closer to taking the “shrumfuzed” fake shroom gummies i won at a smoke shop grand opening. i dont know why i didnt throw them away. i guess i feel better with a “just in case” sometimes you need pseudo legal hallucinogenic compounds as a back up plan. because of life.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

this is the man at the center of the controversy. i wonder what his feelings are on the matter.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

there is a secret war being waged on this earth. the battle of ki adi mundi’s birthday. “whoever wins, we all lose” (famous tagline, alien vs predators)

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

i will post the fact that christ can complete chip and dales rescue rangers for NES in a sub ten speed run until He returns or i forget to which will probably be tomorrow

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

i think you need to go for it

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

like its even that rare!! some of us piss in many ways thanks!!!

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

i fucked w these non stop as a kid lol they were so good. no wonder i love 70s sci fi art and cool fonts. couldnt remember their names for the life of me but i finally figured em out. those covers are still cool as hell.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

i wish i could wake up to some uplifting headlines like we did back in the nineties. “good news! no microplastic in anyones thingies, study says” it was amazing times with no bird disease threats or microplastics in our thingies. just my opinion please do not yell WOKE!! at me in the comments.

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

the b wing with tie cockpit looks legit lmao

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

i aint no saint. time to shed the image of “internets good boy” 😈

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

t-1000 would be a cooler fight. he can make knife arms. (macauly is a nice guy and cant do knife arms)

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

see a lot of disney+ star wars show ideas and they’re great but no one has floated a ben quadrinaros redemption arc yet. my man has a win in him somewhere! maybe he overcomes an addiction or gets his kids gets back. sky’s the limit imo. we cant leave him like this.

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