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Uncle Duke
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can someone help me identify this birb
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“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus)
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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can someone help me identify this birb
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.
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Dropped Mike
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a carnival tax? well, that’s a fair assessment
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Been learning phrases designed to defuse tense disagreements, like “Fair point” and “Let me know when you’re all finished being wrong.”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this patient: it’ll be okay
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can
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Dropped Mike
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Thanks!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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One day you’re young and then suddenly you find yourself googling “restaurants near me open at 4:30pm”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Today’s youth would never read 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘥 but might be enticed to read a very short version called 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘥.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1803. The Louisiana Purchase. Thomas Jefferson added 828,000 square miles to the USA and his daughters hid his credit cards.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😭
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Dropped Mike
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Thank you!
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Dropped Mike
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😂
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Dropped Mike
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😂
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this patient: it’ll be okay
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Where's this memory loss they promised me?
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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good to know… 😂
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Frovo
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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Him: The ease with which you can be bought disgusts me. Me: And right now it’s easier than ever! My prices are INSANE
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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Thank you!
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Dropped Mike
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Thank you!
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 458. Feast day of Anatolius of Constantinople not to be confused with Anatolius of Laodicea who has the same feast day but that's your problem.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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me: the constitution says I have the right to assemble Ikea clerk: you have to buy it first
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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[bar] me: can I buy you a drink? her: I have a boyfriend me: bartender, bring us two more boyfriends
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Dropped Mike
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nobody wants to buy a death trap because what the fuck do you feed a death once you catch it
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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I feel like a million bucks (wrinkled, stained, touched by too many germy, greedy fingers, unable to buy a decent home or retire in reasonable comfort)
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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well, thanks!
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Dropped Mike
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rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Yesterday I was sad so I read some Shakespeare and today mine own heart doth torment me, fill’d as it be with most grievous sorrow.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1504. Bogdan III the One-Eyed became Voivode of Moldavia. I don't know what that is but I hope it works out for everyone.
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂 thanks!
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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i gave mine a little hat
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bacon popsicle 😳
@gupton68.bsky.social
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Imagine how scary it would be if birds really did appear every time you are near.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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My time machine got stuck in reverse and now I live like there’s no tomorrow.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1980. "O Canada" was proclaimed Canada's national anthem although most of us voted for "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet".
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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"Get in!" "But-" "NOW." "Okay..." "Were you followed?" "What?" "WERE YOU FOLLOWED?" "I don't think so." "You have your passport?" "I'm not sure." "Never mind, open the glovebox." "Alright. Hey, wha-" "You know how to use that?" "Frank, what-?" "Better get used to calling me Jim."
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Dropped Mike
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😂
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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😂
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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If I see you buy an umbrella when it isn’t even raining, you have your shit together in ways I can only dream of.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1972. The first leap second was added to all atomic clocks giving me extra quality time to work on my LEGO Sea-Monkey City.
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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pigeons gather in scores
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