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derwin

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eating a person who just ate sounds like genius level economics for a spider

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are the instrumental intros to songs really the tutorial stage before the track gets more difficult? you can tell me musicians your secret is Safe.

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YT Poop is our country's national anthem

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funny i ask people the same thing when going to the bathroom

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coffee & commuting coping

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working doubles in the Nursery

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oh, oh, who's spineless now??

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to clarify I'm not cool I just threw away the IKEA instructions

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can't break the rules if there aren't any!!!

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got a Meta Quest 4 early, thanks to being In The Know.

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just another of way too many bar doodles

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I watched the Fifth Element last night, and I know this is an annoying thing to say, but it is nice to see an expansive sci fi world which only exists in one movie. No spin offs, no sequels, no prequels, just one story.

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i tapped the 48 volts out of the battery and split it into a 12 volt step down transformer. this then splits into cables for the front and back. 12v is useful because you can simply source lights for automobiles.

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pphrases like “i'm gonna drink your dick” are not ones i expect to be in earshot of but good evening

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this is what peak purrformance looks like.

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do NOT send me any information or facts about the gadfly. if anyone tries to i will say No Thanks.

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i was eating this red soup with peppers the other day and @vamptvo.bsky.social called me a “spice pervert” . i'm still thinking about it

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watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants while Traveling is on my extremely sad bucket list

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░P░L░A░N░N░E░R ░I░ N ░B░I░O ░ energy

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ᵂᴵᴸᴰ ᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳ

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what the hell is a Dilly

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bidet of the dead

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Kyles keep handymen & contractors alive, and , by extension, the GDP

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free them

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unfortunately no. this was in 2011 before I carried a smartphone, and the digital files belong to the business.

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i worked at a sign shop, i loved the timeless-looking design i did for a candy shop. i should not have gotten attached to my signs. businesses get closed down and forgotten.

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🎵 baby tonight, 🎵 🎵 Luigi got me falling in love again 🎵

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inside you there are two wolves

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microplastics have now been found in ghosts

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same

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Non-GMO?? i want all the gmo I can get. extra If possible

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the phone alarm meant to wake me up will try for maybe a minute and give up. the inconsequential one for the afternoon where my phone is out of reach will ring for eternity. why?

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barney the dinosaur & the Misfits have a lot more in common than you know

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posting this Hawg of an #ebike for no reason.

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a meat lovers' quarrel

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somebody commented " this was uploaded before was born lol " on a YouTube video and now i'm ready for bed.

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the ancients ain't shit

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got railroaded today. they voted to remove me from the apiary club for stating the stinger is called the “beenis”

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when you steep an eighth of shrooms in your toilet tank and set the bidet to Full Blast

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when i order just the 7x Spicy wings, instead of the 8x Spicy wings

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fight-or-flight response is when you're sitting at a bar enjoying a drink, and you see someone awkwardly roll through the door with a folding table & a microphone

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oh no the YouTuber has a puppet/alter ego they argue with

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i thought Baltimore was adjacent to New Jersey, but i was wrong. i lack a certain Delawareness

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