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Shiv Ramdas@nameshiv.bsky.social |
so the position at stake is most powerful man in the world and the finalists are the guy being asked to prove he's still alive, the guy who everyone's sure was besties with the international sex trafficker, and the guy trying to convince everyone he's not a cannibal, good times
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Cate 🐬
@catebridget.bsky.social
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and the cannibal knew the trafficker to iirc
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Lexi the Squirrel
@lexizone.bsky.social
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Come on, eeyore, do something.
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The Spy who loves you
@spyversuslies.bsky.social
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You can't make this stuff up. Either God has a great sense of humor or it's a really sick F.
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Rotanen ♾️
@rotanen.bsky.social
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My "I wouldn't eat a human" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Jason Manthey
@monax.bsky.social
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Maybe it’s time for an actual cannibal in the White House. Let’s try Hannibal Lecter, I heard Trump likes him.
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Cj Rabbit🐇
@rhino-0s.bsky.social
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Do you mean an administration filled with capable adults backing a til the last breath civil servant vs the man whose administration abandoned him because he definitely raped children and killed Epstein vs the guy who ate a dog and got brain worms.
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Rusty Ralston, the ðude. 🍉
@imrustyokay.bsky.social
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it seems like the roads we have ahead are either more of this or a civil war, and like, I just want to drive my car through a patch of grass in the middle
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Kyle Climans
@kclimans.bsky.social
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Imagine if Jill Stein stood a chance of winning… and then actually won.
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Joanne Rixon
@joannerixon.bsky.social
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the great thing about the guy trying to prove he's still alive, though, is that if he does kick it on day two of his next term, his automatic replacement isn't a literal nazi or some antivax weirdo he just has to make it to inauguration day
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Revanche
@revanche.bsky.social
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I didn't even know we had the I'm not a cannibal guy going good grief
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Olio Aojo Quivira
@eduardogoldman.bsky.social
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Looks like I picked the wrong lifetime to stop abusing every altering substance available.
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Craig Hillman
@craighillman.bsky.social
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pretty much
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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I would not call that last one a "finalist," no.
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Jeff (no, the other one)
@jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social
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I joke about how if only we could’ve had candidate Robin Williams but with this timeline even he would struggle to make it funny
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Runnin L8
@runnin-l8.bsky.social
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Even if Biden dropped trow on stage, dropped a deuce, and didn’t ask for at least a Dude Wipe afterwards…I’d still vote for him over the other two nutbags.
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