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North Campus Turkey in Exile. Views expressed here are my own and do not represent my genus or phylum.
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Ryan Nanni
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New at Assigned: If the British had burned Washington two years earlier, the Knicks and Rangers might play in a venue with an entirely different name.
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North Campus Turkey
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TL; DR but I'm assuming he had one of those really cool mortars on his head from like, Kentucky, that make the smiley face when they go off.
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North Campus Turkey
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Rynearson is a pro-level stadium.
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North Campus Turkey
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Runnin' down a dream (of new pickleball courts)
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North Campus Turkey
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Hunter2
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North Campus Turkey
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"Domino's figured out that they're an IT and supply chain management company that happens to sell pizza." - a former employee buddy of mine. He's not wrong.
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North Campus Turkey
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Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip-top. It's just I'm not sure about the color.
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North Campus Turkey
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I remember him. Signed off the practice squad to be 3rd stringer with Cincy during one of those 1-15 seasons. Spent some time as OC at BGSU, IIRC.
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North Campus Turkey
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I must warn you, you will lose Robbie Fabbri... That's bad. But you will acquire Anaheim's goalie That's good! But not John Gibson. That's bad. The goalie is also cursed. Can I go now?
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EvolvingWild
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We'll have more news in the next week, but CapFriendly going dark shouldn't change much for us. We plan to continue maintaining contract projections for the foreseeable future. We're also hoping to incorporate more salary data into the tools on Evolving Hockey! More to come.
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North Campus Turkey
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There were a plethora of pieces on him during his "up" time in Toronto about his mental health struggles and the work he put in on them. Good guy at least. Probably there to be Cossa's Crash Davis, and that's probably not a bad role for him. Plus, that buyout makes him attractively priced.
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North Campus Turkey
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Well, OK then. If he plays a game in Detroit, I'll be stunned.
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North Campus Turkey
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Gibson felt too big, like he'd presumptively interfere with Cossa. We've 3 guys competing for the 2nd goalie spot, and no one you're really comfortable making the #1. Sorta like our D, 6 guys competing for the #5 & #6 spots every night, but two of those guys will also be the #3 & #4 that night...
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North Campus Turkey
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I had no idea there was an app where you could generate rental income that did not have to be declared as such for tax purposes.
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North Campus Turkey
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Talbot seems like a little bit "more" goaltender than I thought we'd be signing. We could (and should) have done this at the start of last year. I expected a clearance rack move. Like Campbell to a wink-wink "two"-way deal.
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North Campus Turkey
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Dear Canada; When you said "All Dressed Chips", you had my curiosity. When you said "Ketchup Chips", you had my attention. But these? These my get you my unwaivering loyalty.
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North Campus Turkey
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*everyone's limo, up to the most recent replacement.
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North Campus Turkey
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Adam savage has a great tested video on that exhibit
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North Campus Turkey
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I mean....if the guy who founded Oakley ***didn't*** live in a house like that, I'd feel like something was wrong in the world. Dude went full Wonka. I bet his cleaning staff wingsuits their way through dusting high corners. "Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of stainless ornimations..."
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North Campus Turkey
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Big Kody Clemens energy.
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North Campus Turkey
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Karl Marx: Heel or Face? Common sense says he gets Iron Sheik style booking and Squashed as mid card filler at Summerslam. But I say he could have Cena-esqe runs on both sides. Play to the crowd (every meal a feast!) as a face, be wordy and smarmy as a heel who get rock bottom'd at WM.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
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Every team should have a Massive Young Dinger Lad who's built like an NFL defensive end and strikes out 400 times a season but also hits balls so hard that his bat starts bleeding
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North Campus Turkey
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The guy from Old Glory Robot insurance?!?
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North Campus Turkey
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You put money on Michael Penix to be burned by an autocorrect. I put money on "the field." We are not the same.
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North Campus Turkey
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"Cool...a wish granting Monkey's Paw! I wish to follow in the path of a successful Detroit musician!" (Becomes the new Ted Nugent.)
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North Campus Turkey
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The second item is particularly amusing because now both Grant Fuhr and Tom Barrasso are in the hall. This clearly means that Yzerman, Shannahan, and Lidstrom represent a better team than Gretzky, Messier, Coffey, Lemiuex, and Jagr, since those bums were carried by HoF worthy goalies.
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North Campus Turkey
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Pretty much. He's got 40ish more wins than Tom Barrasso, 1 more stanley Cup. The two knocks on Osgood are 1. Lack of individual awards (which are kind of hard to win when you play at the same time as Broduer, Roy, and Hasek) and a perception of "carried by good teams."
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There was some concern that politics would keep him out for the foreseeable future. Still patiently waiting for Osgood.
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North Campus Turkey
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I'm honestly wondering how the league justified approving the trade, unless something really big is on the horizon. My totally unfounded desire: Yzerman has a deal in place to snag Rutger McGroarty's rights away from Winnipeg, but it's contingent on...things.
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North Campus Turkey
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So the Red Wings just... -acquired a 2nd round pick Then -sent that pick and JAKE WALMAN to San Jose for....nothing? Rabbit is good and rabbit is wise but....I'm deeply confused.
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North Campus Turkey
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Emily Kaplan has broken out both Finnish and Russian in her post game interviews. Kudos.
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North Campus Turkey
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With the win, Paul Maurice becomes possibly last former Hartford Whaler to get his name on the Stanley Cup.
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Lynn of the Fae
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My absolute favorite thing in sports right now is 16 year old Quincy Wilson running a 44.66 second 400m at the U.S. Olympic trials. This is so insanely fast that it broke Usain Bolt's under 18 WR. 400 meters is one lap around the track, pretty much a full sprint. Oh I love it!
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North Campus Turkey
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Glad for Bobrovsky, Paul Maurice, and Kyle Okposo. I also hope this is as close to the cup as Brady Tkachuk ever gets.
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I loved the people standing up screaming for a penalty any tike the puck left the ice. There were always a solid number of people standing begging for that call.
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The only people booing were Edmonton fans. Simply pathetic.
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North Campus Turkey
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You know what Florida? That's a 100% legit pick. Bob played himself out of it, and there isn't a skater I could name for Florida that earned it.
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North Campus Turkey
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Mediocre booing at best, Florida.
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North Campus Turkey
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Kind of a lousy finals. Feels a little '95 wings - devils-ish. Like...yeah, you won the cup but only because you mucked it up and ground everyone into submission. Also, Edmonton could swap their bottom four D are borderline AHL.
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North Campus Turkey
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Such pretty boats. Glorified motorized barges with 0 watertight compartments and questionable service records. But pretty.
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There's a sketchy guy wearing a "female body inspector" shirt sitting on the hood of a Trans-am selling 1. Weed and 2. Tickets to the Southwest Conference museum that may or may not be the abandoned Hardee's next door.
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North Campus Turkey
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The story was so tight it led to the "Die Hard on a (blank)" plot that dominated action movies. Die hard on a plane? Check. Die hard on a battleship? Check. Die hard on a city bus? Check. Kinda like how everyone made a version of Pulp Fiction in 1995-99.
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North Campus Turkey
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To make that woman laugh slightly would be a major check mark off my list of things to do in life.
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Coach Finstock
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Really hoping the umpire is named Shrimp
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North Campus Turkey
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The ending of the Tigers game was glorious.
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North Campus Turkey
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I was using zoom as a method of viewing a Webcam that got stuffed in a vent and spent a long time troubleshooting the poor image quality until I made that very discovery...
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North Campus Turkey
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"Hey Carl, how's the advertising gig going?" "Not great. I had that big account with occidental petroleum, and that went well. But those Dow Chemical jerks are really pushing back on my rebranding to "Crack" proposal, so I might not get a bonus this year."
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North Campus Turkey
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It could be worse. You could have gone with a logo that 1. Also doesn't make any effort to match team colors 2. Is a whitewashing / rebranding attempt by a major petroleum company. 3. Is slang for an opiate that helped kill a player a few years ago...IN TEXAS.
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North Campus Turkey
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If you have to ask, then clearly you've let your subscription to "Word up!" magazine lapse.
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North Campus Turkey
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RIP Donald Sutherland. May the negative waves be forever knocked off.
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