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Nicole

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I live just outside of Amsterdam. Polyglot 🇭🇷🇩🇪🇦🇺🇳🇱 Plantbased cook. Gardener. Traveler. My home town is Vukovar 'Grad Heroj' - Croatia.

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Meanwhile, the Netherlands.

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It's just life, and there are no magic solutions. Some days are hard, and some days are even harder, but there is coffee, there is the smell of toast in the morning, the flavour of watermelon, there are dogs, and flowers and gardens, and occasionally a few good people to get one through another day.

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Igor Ignorantus.

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Taj GIF sam ja! 😂😂

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I almost spat my coffee 😂 sad moram to sve nekako da prevedem Raymondu i da objasnim Mišu, tu pjesmu i word-play ista-irska... i na kraju after all that effort če on da me pogleda kao da nije smiješno.

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No, it's not. Making tofu and yoghurt is an entirely different process and the two are not alike. At all.

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Just sub the ground meat part with a store bought vegan ground meat OR as I do sometimes - lentils. And for the béchamel use a neutral tasting oil instead of butter, and any plant milk of your choice, though I think cashew tastes best as well as soy.

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In our #plantbased kitchen tonight: Musaka (Croatian spelling, otherwise written as moussaka)! Layers of sliced potato, fried aubergine, seasoned faux-meat filling with caramelised onions, and a cashew béchamel, baked until it all turns into magic. Best eaten lukewarm or cold! 🍜

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Zero context moderation services.

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I'd send people to jail for this.

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Bacila bi je u bunar. Ljudi stvarno nisu normalni. Ja zivim vec par godina sa long covid a budale misle da je to sve neki vic i samo prehlada, medutim zivot ce ti sjebat long-term. Ja se sada isto ljutim.

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Blocked and reported.

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Na istim drogama koje uzimas da ti je palo napamet sa pistoljem na reklamu.

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Go home Frodo, you're drunk.

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Predivno je!

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Zar mi nemamo dezajnere odjece?! Jesusfuckingchrist. Sad me jos vise sramota. I leave you all with my favourite flag bearer from Tonga.

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Who designed this??! Mene sramota.

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In the current political and global warming environment dying three years earlier is threatening me with a good time.

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Također u Haarlem ima slično, zove se 'Toast'. My favourite veg breakfast plate.
maps.app.goo.gl/4NNXaSufVaNb...

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Just in case you wanted to moisturise your underpants.

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Ne, ne. To je od krompira.

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🤮

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Listen, it's hard to keep up with being a deranged politician these days. It's not easy between America, North Korea, let's not forget Russia, and Argentina is up in the rankings these days too! His PR team get points for a fantastic backdrop here!

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Are they running out of young black males for their prison labor camps? What a sick society.

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Can we do the Netherlands next?

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I often forget the word for 'pantry' in Dutch, so I call it a 'food shed'.

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They have these all over rural north-east France where we often drive down for a break! Have always wondered how this machine even works and if it's just frozen pizza heated up on demand.

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They're not even prepared for different food op vakantie.

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Doesn't matter, tamo pucaju na sve.

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These are doggie shades. This old boy is no longer around, he suffered from a condition where sunlight hurt his eyes. He was one of our potato farmer's dogs. I am not sure where they got this from though, but perhaps a thorough internet search may find something similar.

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Fabulous film set for this stand off.

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Nosi sve. Prošlog tjedna je Raymondov sin zaspao u vlaku iz Utrechta, navečer putovao kuči poslje neki photo shoot, i dok je spavao mu otvorili torbu koju je imo na krilu, i ukrali mu kameru, lenzu, sve... €4,000 byebye. Jer je Gen-Z budala koja spava stoned sa slušalicama u vlaku. Ti samo nosi sve!

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Psychopaths. Also: Iced coffee!

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To je lijep Bahnhof! Sretan put!

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I had to laugh at 'jewels of salt'.

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She's a few Kardashian's too late.

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Pozdrav iz Assendelfta, blizu Amsterdama, please hold my Heineken dok mi svake dvije minute preleti neki ogromni Airbus da necujem vise niti vlastite misli.

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Same. I've been awake since 4:50h because Raymond had to be up early to catch the train to Paris for a meeting later. He'll be back tomorrow and he better have French bakery goods with him to compensate for this early hell.

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Today in our #plantbased kitchen: Tofu bacon! Twice frozen and thawed block of firm tofu, drained, sliced, marinated and then baked until it turns into salty, smoky, crispy, bacony goodness! Perfect for BLT sandwiches, in certain salads, risotto, or anywhere you'd normally put bits of bacon.

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I too like the scenery, the cycling itself not so much, I'd rather just watch paint dry, but love watching the French countryside. Occasionally I also give the Tour Down Under a glance too because I lived down there in Adelaide for a while.

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Može i par sekunda u microwave. Ali su najbolje friške. Ima štand na Albert Cuypmarkt u Amsterdamu, ali još bolje moj najmiliji café/pekara Lanskroon gdje prave tradicionalne več preko sto godina.
www.lanskroon.nl

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Judging from the images so far, I believe you live in a village with one very strong Corsican man and a bunch of cats who own property 😂

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Raymond prošle godine dok nam je pravio another batch of seitan 😂 Moram mu poslati taj video, neznam dali pozna.

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Just give me a ballpark... ME: what's the product, do we have strategy, who's on the team, what kind of deliverables do you need, do we have a budget? THEM: NEZNAMO NISTA, but just give us a ballpark.

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Raymondov sin trazio neki dan da mu NS vrate novac, jer imas pravo za kao refund ako kasne vise od 15min itd, i sad ceka da mu vrate preko €100! 😂

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Kod nas u Assendelftu i okolici imamo sreče ako vlak uopče stigne. Svaki dan nešto ispada, kasni, i kad dođe bude neki mali vagon s tisuču ljudi. (Stoptrein)

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I can’t 😄 Stanovala jedno vrijeme u Middle East i sad mi je svaki ostali hummus tragedija i samo za malterisat kuču.

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Fabrikanti hummusa in the ‘western world’ bi svi trebali u zatvor.

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