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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

LEFT: Wall-to-wall coverage RIGHT: Paragraph 20 of one of the articles

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Start here and make your way down, just a few examples from the last few months of publicly available Trump discourse, obviously signifies nothing to the New York Times

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

That's the last three months for Trump, New York Times, I compiled it in less than 10 minutes from public news articles.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there? By the way, lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice that?"

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

"All of the mistakes that he’s made every day. He can’t go anywhere without a mistake. Now, if I’m perfect, they say he made a mistake. He did. Perfect. I don’t say clean fakes, although they do. They do that. Look how many you have out there.”

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

"The statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' he lost his big general. 'Never fight uphill, me boys' but it was too late"

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

“The problem with the Army tanks like cars and like trucks, the problem is that you would have to bring a battery pack along. You’re going to pull it like a little wagon, like a child pulls a wagon. So they want to build an Army tank. But, you know, the battery is very big and very heavy.”

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

The GOP frontrunner rambled his way through a series of bizarre non-sequiturs. In what might have been his most out-of-touch tangent of the night, Trump claimed that “everybody on both sides” agreed with the U.S. Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

“Doc Ronny Johnson. Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor, and he said I was the healthiest president, he feels, in history, so I liked him very much indeed immediately.”

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

“People are allowed to pour in from countries unknown, from places unknown — from languages that we haven’t even heard of. We have people sitting in schools with languages where very few people have even heard of these languages. It is not like Spanish, or French, or Russian,”

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

“People are allowed to pour in from countries unknown, from places unknown — from languages that we haven’t even heard of. We have people sitting in schools with languages where very few people have even heard of these languages. It is not like Spanish, or French, or Russian,”

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

BUT MENTALLY HE'S JUST FINE AND GREAT! WE LIKE TO WRITE BOOKS!

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

MAY I OFFER YOU SOME TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Here's what to know: the American experiment has ended

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Remember, under the Roberts Court: -- protecting workers from excess heat = governmental overreach -- ordering the military to bury your political opponents up to the neck to die in the desert heat = fine an dandy

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

(Michael Stipe voice) Smell my butt Don't smell my butt I've got my vibes Don't give me no thoughts

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Susan Collinsitis has infected the whole state

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

Well the important thing is that I got a little AI buddy that can help complete my purple monkey dishwasher die all organic infestations (picture of Mona Lisa with 18 fingers on each hand and a horse tail)

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Strong "I don't actually live in my parents' basement, actually, it's my parents' garage apartment" vibes

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Say what you want but I'm looking forward to a whole bunch of white cornerbacks in the NFL in the next decade.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR LEGACY JAGOFFS (in line with our recent 1st annual Monarchy Day)

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

An hour of prime Stevie Wonder on Donahue-- with commercials-- including his massive advocacy for what we now take for granted, a national holiday for MLK's Birthday (starting around the 32-minute mark). Funny, introspective, impassioned, and a true spotlight into a national treasure.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

"Don't put it out there that I was a fretter." "Sorry, this is HARD-HITTIN LIKE MARK WHITEN journalism."

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Don't worry, there's always a place for you.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Used to by mine own Representative for years before the latest round of district tinkering, in addition to being nearly as old as Biden he hasn't really been in a competitive race (he occupied the "safe" Democratic district while all around were 55-45 GOP districts) since I can remember.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

(Carter wins TX, LA, MS, AL, FL, GA, AR, TN, NC in 1976) You know, it's just a precursor to the 50-state strategy, a Hail Mary to wrest the South away

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

They could have easily disregarded the evidence of their eyes and ears, that's always an option

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

To be fair, nobody had to be in possession of an Enigma decryption machine in order to decode "states' rights" in a speech delivered exclusively to crackers.

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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Damn it felt good to be a gangster

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