That's a really enraging piece, from the quoting of the law dictionary to the "what about cats and dogs who don't go out" (because, if they really have 'studied the law', they'd know that creating this sort of loophole will be exploited by the sort of people looking for a get out)
"What about animals that don't go out?" BATS. Bats bats bats bats bats. Ever left a window open at night? Congrats, you've just introduced the possibility of your pet coming into contact with a lyssavirus carrying flying machine with fangs.