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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

Jamaal Bowman was called antisemitic for saying Israel's claims to represent all Jews make Jews less safe. But that's not antisemitism—it's just a statement of the very, very obvious. www.discourseblog.com/p/of-course-...

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

Buying an appliance from Lowe’s because I need it as fast as possible and they’re the fastest available delivery. Lowe’s:

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

Kills me that so many of these ‘serious people’ don’t seem to be accounting for the fact that consumers make the economy run. Everything they want will inherently destroy the consumer class and then number go down real big, but I guess that’s a problem for next quarter.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

“Stand back and stand by”

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

“60% of the time it works every time.”

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Took me a little to long to realize you weren’t talking about Julia Roberts

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Statham maybe?

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

I know it’s explicitly called the 96er and they clearly show how ungodly large it is, but I did not appreciate how much 96 ounces of steak would actually be until I was in my 20’s and started actually paying attention to serving sizes.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Website says they’re open til 1:30 in the morning. Assuming this is just a creative way to move closing time up to 9.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Seems like maybe a lot of buzzwords to cover up actual reactionary beliefs?

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Of all the insane shit in this graph, the 2nd largest nuclear arsenal in the world (1100% larger than 3rd) equates to “marginal”.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

Yeah fine maybe no threats but undoubtedly like five leftists have been dicks about it on Twitter. Both sides!!

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

Don’t understand it at all. Even from a selfish perspective it makes no sense. One of my dogs is dog-aggressive and we keep him out of those situations so he doesn’t do anything that might, I don’t know, result in him having to be put down???

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Can’t find anything on those but would not be surprised. The ford gt’s had a 2 year clause on them (that John Cena had to settle over after he sold his too early)!

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

When they released the updated broncos those had DNS clauses for like the first 6 months

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

Explains why my latest text to my mom remains unread

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

I, personally, like presidents who don’t get convicted

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Of all the hills to die on….

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

I think we can all agree that he absolutely COULD rely on the aryan brotherhood for protection

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

We got him sir

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Nothing like being asked for an itemized receipt and EOB from last year for an HSA charge to an Anesthesiologist

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

You cannot shame people who don’t have any.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Their problem, not mine

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Being a pessimist is great! You’re always either right or pleasantly surprised

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Haven’t read the bill but assume there’s no mention of executing the men who are equally culpable in such a situation….

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

IVF for all of them - god sterilized them first and we spat in his face!

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Won’t someone please think of the rentiers??

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

If they start feeling like there are no consequences for their behavior and :gestures to everything: they might, I’m not so sure

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Well, you see it’s easier to hang a banner with a bad word than to develop a personality, so….

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Not for lack of trying….

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

May they both [redacted]

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

Octember is bosom peril awareness month

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

Hoping the Bruins-Panthers go 7. And several overtimes.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

Someone, in the year of our lord 2024, proofread that speech and said “yeah, looks good to me”

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

How much you want to bet they have an auPair

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

Not to mention reading is just a gateway to learning things your parents don’t want you to know and growing up to hold different beliefs and values. Gotta nip that in the bud….

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