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Gore Vidal Sassoon

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Hello operator Can you give me number nine? Can I see you later? Will you give me back my dime?

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Asawin Suebsaeng's avatar Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social
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Years before this ruling, that was the defense trotted out by the Calm Down types: they didn’t do it! Too many people said no, I won’t commit crimes for you, Trump. They fail to realize there were multiple who were willing! If he’s reelected how many Jeff Clark’s do you wanna risk him appointing

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Standard wheelchairs are really shitty on anything other than pavement

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THE PANG OF PICKLEBALL: I’M PICKLE RICK SHRIEKS THE ELDERLY MAN CLUTCHING HIS CALF IN AGONY

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Biden is cooking (he is locked in a 1989 Chevy Cavalier in a mall parking lot)

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holy shit did people know this????

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I finally saw a cybertruck this week in real life and the very first thing that occurred to me was how much it resembles a taco bell quesadilla press. Add wheels to this grill and you would not be able to distinguish between them

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So her point is ‘enjoy the camps’, basically

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I would be terrified announcing her name at the Academy Awards

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“More evidence”=“a Republican is elected president”

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The screenshot is from a YouTube channel called Sidetrack Adventures. Just a guy wandering around (mostly) the desert and off the beaten path showing stuff that is interesting but not really worth the drive

youtube.com/@sidetrackad...

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Don’t change horses midstream EXCEPTION: horse is dead

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Must have been a long day at the paleontology department

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I think the options are lose really bad with Biden (probably the House and Senate too) or probably still lose with someone else but hang on to 1 chamber

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It’s a CIA conspiracy to say Biden is old

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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RIP Robert Towne, this is still one of the most chilling summaries of the nature of greed I’ve ever encountered in fiction

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I became more left after my inheritance 🫡

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Seeing literal arguments that ‘Biden is old’ is a CIA op with the cooperation of the NYT and they just need to stop

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I normally would just delete and move on but I’m getting really annoyed at these idiots

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Yeah, thank goodness we didn’t replace Hillary, that worked out great