Dirt Wizard

@officialdirtwizard.bsky.social

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Great and Powerful Wizard. Fightin' World Champion #1

Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

Unless of course you FORGED YOUR MAMMY'S SIGNATURE!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

Looks legit

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

Certified telly master my arse. Registered sex offender more like.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Ow that looks good.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

The good people of Birmingham can sleep easy tonight knowing that Spoder-Peepers it keeping the streets safe.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Oh Aido's been hitting on men for years.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Best of luck finding him mate.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

@peepers.bsky.social If a hitman was going to murder me, there's no way I'm digging me own grave, fuck that. "What are you going to do if I don't, shoot me?"

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

Could you send it to me when you get a chance Peeps 😘😘😘

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

Corrr!!! 😍

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

I think one of my mates is in that. He's an extra in a bunch of stuff and he did a film with Neeson a while back.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

You only think it's dark all the time cause that time I brought you up I put a bucket on your head so you wouldn't be overwhelmed by the beauty of the landscape and our sexy women. You'd never have left if I'd taken that bucket off your head.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

I realize I was wrong to think you were a dracula. You're clearly a Renfield, transfixed by Peepers charisma, feasting off the nits on his head, of course you obey your master.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

Hey Nos! I notice you've been creeping into my mentions! Please don't! Please fuck all the way off and never respond to anything I post ever again! Thanks.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

I found this on reddit, it had a million up votes. 🤔🤔🤔

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Oh Aido's been watching the boys for years.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

Happy Independence Day America! Kinda weird to have a holiday celebrating Will Smith's 1996 Sci-fi blockbuster but you do you!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Hmmmm... 🤔 That sounds like something a dracula would say tbh. Has Peepers already bitten you?! CAN YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN THIS MIRROR!?!!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

Hmmmm 🤔 Based on Peepers reaction to sunlight, he may be a... DRACULA! A ginger dracula in fact, very rare, a GINGERACULA!

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

Too late. It Ant 😭

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

I only infiltrated the team to give them my highly infectious genital warts. Worked like a charm.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

You should become a highway man Peeps, Peepers Turpin, "Stand and Deliver! Your money or you life!" Digga dugga Dun dugga Dun Dun Dun.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

He can be so cruel, but it's true, he makes a tasty burger and a mean hotdog sandwich. That relish he makes, his own "secret recipe" he says, incredible.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

And rightly so! Shower of bastards they are Dave!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

@wisekingaido.bsky.social says Y'all all the time. He's a real Yankie Doodle Dandy that lad. Has he invited you to his 4th of July BBQ? He has one every year.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

Street Justice Jim! Excellent. Bet it was ze Germans. 🥸

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

Be careful what you wish for. Fucking Disney could buy the rights to the franchise and we get the Mad Max cinematic universe. NO J.J. ABRAMS!!! NO MAD MAX FOR YOU!!! 😡😡😡

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

@peepers.bsky.social Furiosa is fucking great, what a film.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

Y'all need to stop fucking around and change the rules so the American people can vote for the one man who could unite the left and right.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Do you watch John Oliver's show? He did a bit last week about Project 2025, Trump's planners and what they're planning. Absolutely fucked.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

Straight but enjoys a good pegging I'd wager.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

Smooth like Ken dolls down there the ginger jedi, gedi.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

It's very good, I watched it the other night, delves deeply into sci-fi authors being a reflection of the time they're living in, which is why star wars is now gay.

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

WHO IS FUCKED?! AND WHO IS DOING THE FUCKING?!! AM I GETTING FUCKED?! 😱

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Super cute! And getting even cuter the deeper you get into that cave!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Ok, I'll send you my life savings BUT NOT A PENNY MORE!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

Are you... trying to influence me?! On social media!?!! Who do you think you are, Mr. Beast!?

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 11:57 UTC

Awww cute! *pokes Peepers with stick* Now back in your cave!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:24 UTC

Hey I'm not saying gingers are bad people, I'm just saying they're not people and should live in the underground cave systems where they belong and leave us surface dwellers alone!

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SCI-FI, NOT FANTASY! WHAT'S A GINGER GOING TO TEACH A CHILD?!! HOW TO HAVE NO SOUL!!!?! 😡😡😡

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Dirt Wizard @officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Can't believe Disney are making this FILTH! KIDS COULD BE WATCHING THIS! 😡😡😡

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