The Volatile Mermaid

Mike Pence is like Santa Claus. He’s Christian, he has white hair, and he only comes once a year in the middle of the night while no one is watching.

Mar 16, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

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It’s Les! @itsles.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Pretty sure it’s a lot more that that and involves a burlap sock and a slowly tightening barbed wire cilice around his upper thigh.

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Alex (he/him) 🇺🇦 @tsrhg.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

😂😂😂😂

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Rather Odd Pursuits 🦆 @ratherodd.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Spends a lot of time watching children.

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Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

I thought coming down the chimney was a sin though

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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Noooooo why did you put the vision of Mike Pence’s O face in my mind I never did anything to you 😞

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Stig & The Grumble @stigirish.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Mommy is watching and waiting for that day.

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jtadetroit.bsky.social 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @jtadetroit.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

🎼 I saw Mother kissing Santa Claus 🎶

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Shirospyre @shirospyre.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Since when is Santa Claus Christian? All my hyper religious relatives always include Santa when talking about the paganising of the holiday or w/e

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