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The Volatile Mermaid

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Find yourself a man who loves you like Jeffrey loves Ina Garten.

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Michelle's avatar Michelle @theothermichelle.bsky.social
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If Ina Garten taught me anything, it’s that the secret to a happy marriage is for your husband to mostly be in Connecticut.

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Gertrude The Squid 🐙 's avatar Gertrude The Squid 🐙 @gertrudethesquid.bsky.social
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I’m sure that couple will end up breaking my heart.

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Jackie's avatar Jackie @jackieh917.bsky.social
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Does he love Ina or does he love her roast chicken? Hmmm…

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Ray 's avatar Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
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That show was more fun to watch if you imagined Jeffery was a skeleton tied to a chair in an attic.

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