... Okay, so, not great but does anyone else think it's kind of weird they were just getting around to it now?
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New boat hire attendant: Come in No 99, your time is up. Number 99, come in please. If you don't come in now, #99 we will have to come out and get you and we will have to charge you extra!
Old hand: We don't have a boat #99.
Noob: Number 66, are you having a problem?
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Sooooo... Has anything new come out in the past year or is this going to lead to an epochal lawsuit?
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Okay, but for real, antelope horns are dramatically underutilised for our purposes. I foresee a few minor problems during mating season, but nothing more grant money couldn't solve.
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Don't worry, this was a bad star and is getting its comeuppance.
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Wait. They trained their AI on... AI created images? That was their plan?
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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
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Has the Professor ever before drawn the direct ire of people who are not just more powerful than he is, but are also exceptionally willing to screw him over out of spite? Or would this be a first for him?
I mean, I'm sure Bluto and Brutus have punched him before.
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There are very few people, blessedly few, in this world who don't just make it worse but deliberately set out to do so—to look at it and say, "I am going to screw this planet up. My plan is to leave it in a worse state than I found it."
Meet Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Well, Russia welcomes immigrants. Granted, to sent them to Ukraine so they can be shot at or shipped to the EU bordera to cause trouble.
Not sure what immigration to China looks like; the Japanese hate it but are improving.
Anyway, Biden has problems.
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'That Escalated Quickly', the music video
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Gaelic is fairly simple to pronounce. I'm fairly sure it's just Arm binacht byoltina.
I've also heard beannacht as beenach and bannat, and left to myself I'd pronounce Bealltain as Beawtina, which is wrong but is how I hear the Irish LL.
Just means 'A Beltane Blessing'.
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As arguments her being a racist go, "I hate all immigrants equally regardless of race, religion, colour or sex" is a novel one."
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How can anyone be this weird? #auspol
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Friends, I love that some of you care about the ocean and want to help conserve it
But when experts tell you "please don't say demonstrably factually incorrect things," please don't reply "I am raising awareness!"
Saying wrong things is absolutely not raising awareness of anything.
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Unusual, but today, a dog.
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Keep in mind that protests win through being cracked down on more often than they win just by being annoying. Martyrs make great poster boys.
Sucks at the blunt end — but these people were peacefully protesting, engaged in protected speech and the riot cops were brought in.
Remember this rage.
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No one climb have predicted this except for the bears, who came up with the idea.
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The Roman Catholic Church, like many religious institutions in the west, is skewing towards its traditional wing as the left drops out in what quickly becomes a vicious cycle.
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Am Beannachadh Bealltain!
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Protesting changes things! In China! Kind of!
No, it's not directly applicable, but still, I did not see this ending well and I'm going to take this win.
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Okay, that's pretty.
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So... Twitter is just adding people to my followed list. Verified people, of course.
I have never followed Jacob Rees-Mogg.
I wish everyone I follow would leave Twitter and I could delete my account there. I haven't posted in three years. I literally just follow some artists and news sites.
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Wait, he's still a thing? Huh. Once more my lack of object permanence when it comes to racist right wing fuckwits on YouTube has backfired.
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It's the greatest threat to British-Irish relations in less than five years.
We should put up a sign. 'Years since last quarrel between London and Dublin over London doing something stupid.' We will literally never move the century mark from 0.
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The refrain is always "kids have no attention spans and want content that's 10 seconds long" and then I look at content kids I actually know are consuming and it's like "a 6 hour long YouTube documentary analyzing their favorite TV show" variety.com/2024/film/ne...
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real quote "you cost the city $140,000 in a lawsuit" "thats a lie" .... "oh yeah someone else in the chat says it was $139,000"
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Kötten.
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「なでろー」
「ぼくもー」
#猫 #ねこ #cat
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Kötte.
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“I’m not here to speculate”
I want these student journalists put in charge of CNN’s news division, stat
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How did he feel about January 21, 2021 again? Asking, I refuse to collapse the wave function by myself.
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And nobody ever learns except for the people who don't have to fill column inches or have waaaay too much money.
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But we are awash in crime! Unsafe subways! Migrant humans! Unhoused people! It’s as unsafe as a random day in March 1987! New York is a terrifying hellscape, dammit!
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Considering the scale of volcano eruptions in Indonesia goes from 'inconvenient' to 'potential global extinction event', with three in the past 200 years ago being cataclysmic — Going to call this a win.
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I'm going to say, "good," and then, "I hope the ocean swallow your entire caste-based petro-state", and then, "wait, the flood only cost $545 freedom to fix and people abandoned their cars?"
Anyway, climate change is real.
Even in Dubai, I guess.
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I have to admit, I work with some of these people. They could do with some losing their minds.
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Today you learned!
Sorry.
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And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on, okay
And we'll all float on alright
Already, we'll all float on
No don't you worry, we'll all float on, alright
Already, we'll all float on
Don't worry, we'll all float on.
🙄
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Wait, this is a thing people can do?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
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La belle France! Allons-y
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The answer is obvious — let's ask the question louder until they either change it or say it out loud.
Hamas' crimes are widely publicised – let's have an open conversation about Israel's reaction and its proportionality.
Then, let's ride unicorns to a democratic Russia, I guess.
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This ends badly even if nobody is hurt.
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Okay, so... I'm kind of into in it.
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Good fucking question — incel attacks on women are definite acts of terrorism.
Then again, and an argument could be made that so are Nazis marching down a street. ASIO does spend a great deal of time on religious extremism. And Islam especially.
I wonder why.
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I propose we establish a mission to stabilise its orbit into proper Earth orbit, thus returning it to its rightful place — at least until we can deliver it home.
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Birbs make everything better.
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