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Rose Black

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Just a boring cat lady who reads all the things.


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If you move then you're a MONSTER. You aren't a MONSTER, are you? Of course not!

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I am having that "problem" with the Tropical Blast filled Twizzlers. I bought one bag, ate it in a day; thought I'd be smart and bought *two* bags, ate them in two days... I take solace in the fact that there's only 8 servings in a bag.

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I mean, at least you remembered the blueberries *before* they went into the oven... and it was an ingredient that's supposed to be added last anyway.

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What distinguishes a voluptuary from a hedonist?

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I saw the words "private equity" in that quote and immediately... (I really feel like private equity is ruining so much of our lives.)

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I literally read this and thought "Did someone try to get ChatGPT to make up some sort of AITA post for karma credit or something?" before looking at the comments and realizing it was a LOTR thing. I've read the books and watched the movies, but I retained nothing about specific ages apparently.

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He's ridiculously funny. He really would like to play All. The. Time, though. Any chair that has been pre-warmed is obviously Better if you're a cat, I swear.

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I feel this because just last night I pulled out the stool to work on my Lego squirrel project, got distracted, and came back to this (I, too, solved my problem by pulling out a different chair):

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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. β˜ΊοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’–

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Aw, the set of those ears is so adorable. Do you think this was immediately followed up by Le Sneeze? πŸ˜„

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I feel like between this and the huge gene thread, you have worked hard today. Here, have a cat picture that amused me because I thought he looked like he was trying to fly. "Sleepy Superhero, to the...rescue?"

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So what you're telling me is the Prosper PD has a lot of tax income and not enough to do; so they're buying some silly shit and wasting tax payer money probably in some sort of "Well, if we don't use all our budget they'll cut it for next year" nonsense.

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Alright, I'm randomly proud of the fact that after, IDK, 30-odd years, I built something out of LEGO. Now fingers crossed the cats don't chew on it and it can sit on a shelf for a bit before I decide to disassemble it to build the squirrel or fox. #pleaseclap

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I can't swear the person who made this is queer, I saw a skeet for it the other day & didn't pin it, just opened the link, but I thought this was so adorable (plus 10% to Trevor Project doesn't hurt). Comes with a Pride flag cape that makes it look like a superhero: www.makeship.com/products/pri...

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Without looking it up, I want to say "something something" is prairie son/sun? Kind of hard for me to be sure when the verses changed a lot. I can hear her singing in my head now. Probably shouldn't have read the cursed comments on this thread...

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I'm going to guess SC gerrymandered the shit out of their state with the 1930 census to go from 64% black representation in 1928 to ~16% in 1932, but maybe something else happened, I don't know much about SC history.

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One of my cats wants to be In the paper bag, and then wants to *smash* the paper bag flat so no one else can get in it because he's a jealous idiot. So he is both of those pictures, at different times.

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I think this is *amazing* and I'm sure it would tickle John Oliver if he saw it.

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Yeah, that was my thought when I first saw this. The cat is amazingly detailed compared to the young woman.

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For a minute, until I realized that BOT stood for Board of Trustees, I was like, "A university actually gave the decision making power to AI for their budget? And the bot was immediately racist about it? What kind of idiots *are* they?"

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Oh! I've played this, but IRL as a tabletop game and not in IRC. I don't know it by Zilch though, when I played the person who was passionate about it called it... Farkle I think?

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Yay! D&D night! Always entertaining, but this reminds me... have you seen the gigantic (and expensive) D&D Lego set? It is very impressive. There are mimics in the pub, so I was reminded.

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To me, the vibe says, "Human, when are you going to skritch me?"

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I legit thought this was like a still from a horror movie as I was scrolling up until my eyes focused better. With context, this is unfair to the tiny baby.

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I feel like maybe you need to make a note (don't trust Tired Brain to remember) to make a gift certificate in the future so you can have it on hand for times like these. As long as you don't date it, it'd be reusable? But that might commit you to Future Work you'd rather not be doing.

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Eeeee! I bet that was special. I went to this zoo recently that let me pet dingoes and feed ringtail lemurs, and the lemur thing was amazing.

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I applaud your restraint. Sometimes I find it really hard not to snarkily post a Let Me Google That For You, Reddit Edition, reply to people in my local subreddit, especially when it's like the third time I've seen the question in a few weeks...

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Janet's side-eye says she resents your spurious accusations... and possibly you moving her.

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Wow. That is *gorgeous*! And I imagine a TON of work.

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I think there was a HAI video kind of recently about a town in Michigan that buried itself in sand in the 1800s because they logged the forest that was keeping the dunes stable. Went through the stages of how plants keep sand dunes together (from grass to shrubs to trees). It was interesting.

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Yeah, you made the wrong choice if you wanted a shitty movie you only half-needed to pay attention to. The Lost City was super entertaining! You needed... like an MST3k stream somewhere.

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I don't know how easy this would be for you, but my advice is call again/go in person to the water department. My experience w/a leak was in the US & a small town, but I think we just had to prove we'd had it fixed and they lowered the crazy high bill to something more reasonable. 😬 4 more stress

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My tabby is judging you for not going back to bed and my chonky boi is trying to tempt you (into sleep or the trap belly, who knows?). At least his socks are adorable.

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Congratulations on Doing the Most Important Bits. I feel like you need a cat pic. Sometimes you just have to imitate a gargoyle apparently.

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I don't know why this reminds me of what was probably my favorite game from that era, which was Legend of the Dragoon. So many discs to that game.

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I went with 5 just in case this hypothetical legislation also applied to the "small mom-and-pop" landlords that they like to blame for taking up all the real estate instead (b/c I don't have a problem with a couple as an extra source of income), but I agree, it might be overly generous.

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I suspect they won't because I'm pessimistic, but I really wish they'd put a cap on the number (like 5) of single-family affordable homes private equity firms can snap up in any one market, so maybe actual real people looking to buy a house could do so without them driving up prices.

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Oh, Ayla's antics. Definitely didn't get through all of that series. Did have a good time in my Grandma's house with my cousin reading the entire bookcase of Barbara Cartland novels my aunt left though. Probably why I have an... unnatural... love of the ellipsis.

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I've literally never had a cat that was so good at being mindful of their claws as he is. Guess he was better socialized as a kitten with his siblings than my other rescues. He's also super funny, even if the amount he wants to play (almost all the time) drives me nuts sometimes.

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Hu-man! One hand is INSUFFICIENT. Need *two* hands! My tabby has that opinion sometimes. Maybe you can trick her by only stroking with that hand instead of scritching.

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This cat is nicknamed Gentle Baby because he's very very good at not using his claws when he plays. *Definitely* would not trust his asshole Siamese chonk older brother with bare feet. Hope whoever you're visiting escapes the hospital in a timely fashion.

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I was So Fucking Impressed with that blacksmith song that after I finished the episode I went back and rewatched just that scene, something I pretty much *never* do.

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Aww, that's such a sweet expression though!

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I feel your pain, I made the mistake of using my (very common) middle name along with my first and last initials for Gmail and I definitely don't need person A's Spanish-language tax emails from Florida or person B's Best Buy in store pickup purchase emails.

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Fair. She did some testing about differences in resting cookies vs not, etc when it came to the same recipe (I think she did like 22 batches of cookies?) and I thought it was informative. I can try to find the link if you want it, but I'm *pretty* sure it's just her most recent YT video.

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Ann Reardon of How to Cook That recently did a youtube video that had some cookie debunking that you might find useful. Like, if it doesn't match the pictures it might be because they used stock photos for their images instead of hiring a food photographer because food pictures are hard.

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I don't knit or do anything that would require yarn, but boy is that... ombre? variegated? white to teal in the first two pictures pretty!

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The only time one of my cats wants to express his love for me and purr/knead on my lap is on my bare thighs while I'm peeing, which is... adorably weird.

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That piece is *gorgeous*, I can see why it's one of your favorites! Alas, I am poor, but good luck finding a buyer!

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