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Opossium

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-She/They/Elle "Cant Believe Its Not A Girl!" -Anarchist Autistic Tranny -Speaks English and French (poorly) -mais j'essaie l'apprendre -I do not know how to use a semicolon; I do not let it stop me -Perfectly normal about King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

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phaser pedals my beloved <3

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why am i so eepy?? where ios the energy??

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magnesium <3

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Dildo Saggins

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this show convinced me to touch grass

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I- wha- I was not expecting to be called out like this???

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Elizabeth! (Formerly Boo!)'s avatar Elizabeth! (Formerly Boo!) @dotdot.boo
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every day i wake up

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i have so many people who's forehead i need to stick this on.

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i know you fucks like hypnosis, can someone recommend me some artists??

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i thought you were gonna say raw meat, now I'm disappointed

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read this like "lets grab coffee". do you know any good tittés around here?

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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im a princess who deserves to be bought nice things just for existing but if you try to buy me anything i will become very uncomfortable due to my catholic upbringing

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gods im so tired, and its the middle of the day

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👀 sword necklace??? and gm!

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picturing you crawling at me on your nipples with the rest of of your body being dragged motionlessly behind. needless to say this seems incredibly threatening

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its actually meant to be used after farting.

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this is because being near a cybertruck has a 33% mortality rate

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so eepy... so soft and cuddly.... and yet.... nary a soul to cuddle with.... what a cruel cruel world...

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my tits are so jiggly holy shit i was not prepared for this

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high poly is when you smoke weed with your polycule

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a merry midnight to those who celebrate

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hmmm fair... i suppose free will is required to be truly horny

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gonna go make a machine learning algorithm that just goes "AWOOGA! BAZINGA! BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING *eyes bulge, tongue rolls out of mouth like a carpet*", etc. whenever it detects porn.

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orbital good vibe cannon firing in 3.... 2.... 1....

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holy shnitzel you give me so much gender envy

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Hah! As though a brute like you could be a mage! Studying the arcane is vastly more difficult than waving about a sharpened stick. I have spent the past 22 years in my wizards tower studying writings on and conducting experiments with magic; When was the last time you even read a book?

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my tits jiggle whenever i hit stuff!

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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations

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we have a custom feed for mutuals

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i wouldn't mind some penised lesbians pushing themselves into my female spaces

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flicking my boobs and watching them jiggle like one of those springy doorstopper thingies

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what if your cum changed colour depending on how horny you are like piss does with hydration

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they did: Star, Trek, and Characters

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i went to pride and there were so many fucking cops. like 3 per block or something, it was nuts. the fuck.

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all cops are like, total bastards, dude

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piss in the sink, people usually aren't using them

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could use a friendly period for once

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sexual harassment.... in your own damn home.... what is this world come to

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the spirit of garfield speaks through me

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transgender is like the leaf; i like to put them both in my mouth

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swords are expensive, best i can do is one of those plastic toothpicks that look like swords

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