optiMSTie

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A guy who loves MST3K! I dig films, retro videogames, newspaper comics, Joe Bob Briggs & hosted movie shows, Muppets, Iron Chef, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, oldies & jazz music, etc Howdy! avatar: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: "Keep circulating the tapes"

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Drew Dietsch: GenreVision.com @drewdietsch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

GenreVision loves Timecop as much as Darcy. Seriously, we give this movie LOTS of love because it deserves it. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #JoeBobBriggs genrevision.com/posts/timeco...

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, how about that? Small world and whatnot! :D

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

Thanks again, y'all, for making another great installment of The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs EVEN BETTER!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

[slowly walks away from that joke until he can get a safe enough distance away to do a full-on sprint]

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

I still haven't forgiven The Asylum for Snakes on a Train.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

I'm gonna let some outside contractors weigh in on dumbass hybrid monster movies.

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYH...

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Stephen T. @goshzilla.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

How would you rate your experience with Dr. Giggles

#Shudder #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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Drew Dietsch: GenreVision.com @drewdietsch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Hope y'all enjoyed Dr. Giggles! It's such a hoot. If you'd like, check out my words on it from Bloody Disgusting. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #JoeBobBriggs

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Emily vS 🦇 @horrorella.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Hehehehe that was fun. And way too fast!

#TheLastDriveIn

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Derrick Rushlo @derkawesome.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

I really feel it was the laugh that cost him a sequel. It wasn’t his excellent mastery of wordplay, his golf skills, or his surgical rebirth. It was the laugh. They just weren’t ready for a Dr. Giggles.

#TheLastDriveIn

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

Agreed wholeheartedly on both counts!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

Larry Drake WILL return as Dr. Giggles in Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Malpractice Suit!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

It's an ostensibly happy ending until the hospital bill comes in the mail.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

"Take two and call me in the morning."

Okay, movie. That was earned.

"Is there a doctor in the house?"

That was not.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

Bless Larry Drake's hamminess forever.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

DR. SPARKLES

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

LEGIT FREAKING CACKLE

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

"Guffaws, RN."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

"I'm just gonna stay put and watch this unstable deformed man toy around with large medieval torture implements. I'd like to see where he's going with this."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

DR. SKINTAG!!!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

In 1964, that theme song was pulling double-duty.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

I'm guessing you weren't exactly gonna pack 'em into the theaters with a movie called "Dr. Chortles."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

FROM DOWNTOWN!!!

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GreyDuck @greyduck.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

It's not complete without the exhaustive checklist of innuendos.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

REAL TALK: Fire stunts always freak me out. Much respect to the stunt performers.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

🎵 ba, ba ba daaaaaaaa 🎵 🎵 ba, ba ba ba DAAAAAA! 🎵

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE'S the golf joke! :D

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Well, that's just being... 🙂 😎 Inhospitable.

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Stephen T. @goshzilla.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

RIP Wish Kyle MacLachlan

#Shudder #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

I'm beginning to think that they didn't do a sequel because they used all the doctor jokes they could use in *this* one.

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

"Jennifer, wake up, it's Doctor Not Kyle MacLachlan."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

"Hello, this is your new doctor, and I'm standing right behind you."

FREAKING BOSS.

20 out of 10
A+++++++
no notes

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

"... and too many Moon Pies."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

🤯

WHAT

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

"I haven't opened this box of Sharkleberry Finn in 35 years..."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Glenn Quinn was the STUFF on Angel, as brief as his time on the show was.

#TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFu

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

"He could do a spot-on impression of William Shatner."

I mean, really, who couldn't?

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

I WAS SAYING A SIMILAR THING when I saw your post! :D Great minds and all that!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Manny Coto gettin' all artsy-fartsy up in here in the director's chair.

But I will confess to laughing hard at the "It's ouchless" line.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this gonna turn into the Lee vs. Han mirror room fight from Enter the Dragon?

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Max? More like Min, amiriiiiiiiiiite

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Ben @dragonborndruid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Jesus if this movie is only gonna be puns and innuendo then ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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Toxicka Shock @toxickashock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

If #DrGiggles was made today you know he'd be killing people with Ozempic and Fentanyl and Cialis and shit

#TheMutantFam #JoeBobBriggs #TheLastDriveIn

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

I guess ya had to be there.

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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Do I go with a ska joke or a Tim Cappello "I Still Believe" joke?

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🐀 🐀 🐀 @dirtycityrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Memento O: Overlord V: Vacancy I: It Follows E: Everything, Everywhere, All at Once

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Clint Howard from Ice Cream Man is watching intently and taking notes...

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Welp, that was a waste of perfectly good sour cream.

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