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Oscar with a C

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Recovering journalist, recovery banker, recalcitrant baker.

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People who post recipes online say “Prep time: 30 minutes” just like drunks say “Two beers” when the cop asks how much they’ve had.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp.

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I love when I'm asked to create a password but the ~secret criteria~ are only revealed when I submit an attempt that fails one of them

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Ten characters is sooo last month. This month it’s 15 characters. You didn’t know?!?

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They now sell it with the Tapatio preinstalled.

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The bigger the bar of soap is, the higher the likelihood that it will land directly on your instep when you drop it in the shower.

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Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See is a Christmas carol

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Ferguson the Christmas Cat wishes everyone a merry Christmas!

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It's time for Christmas screaming. It's just like caroling, except it feels good

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And building plywood ramps for our ten speed bikes.

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four word horror story: goblin king’s gender labyrinth

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And I kind of have my work cut out for me…

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I love this idea. I know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be.

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And they’re comic books, not graphic novels.

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Or, you know, paying your employees a living wage. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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