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mayonnaise boy

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He/him (cis) šŸ‘¾ Indie Gamedev šŸ§‘ā€šŸ’» Graphic & Web Design šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Sorry šŸ§  ADHD šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Trans rights = human rights šŸŒ paintedsky.ca šŸ’¼ portfolio: cara.app/karyl

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ā€œIā€™m Just a Kidā€ by Simple Plan

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I CANā€™T BELIEVE THE LAZY DEVS DID THIS! (2 hour video about how one idle animation was reused from a previous title by the same studio)

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i feel drawn to it, like a dazzled moth to a roaring flame

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oh no they did the ā€œYouTube faceā€ thing to you!

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gonna mention you specifically in all my ā€œbat wingā€ posts from here on out

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Doug youā€™re a piece of shit for this. Probably for lots of other things too, but this alone is enough to make the diagnosis

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goddamn it!! lol

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Accept

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you'd think the tech bros would understand the concept of divorce at the very least

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not only is it fucking 30 degrees out (The Lordā€™s own Celsius) but itā€™s smoky too. This shit sucks

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*lying through my teeth* i have never done this

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Please don't hawk tuah on my Xandypants's avatar Please don't hawk tuah on my Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, light a Molotov

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Me: nominative determinism is an obviously silly theory that canā€™t possibly be true Nominative determinism:

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Fuckin nominative determinism canā€™t keep getting away with it!!!

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they hated him because he spoke the truth

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TTRPG Class Identifier's avatar TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social
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italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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what if the BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE could be a TRANSACTION erin. What then

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Eric Adams does seem like the kind of person that subscribes to the ethos of ā€œIf you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.ā€ In other words, heā€™s a politician lol

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okay i just decided to look up who is talking about this and I pretty much agree with what Angel is saying. I maintain that electroswing is good, but EDM with jazz samples ainā€™t it

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my man bernie deserves his day in the sun. just not too much sun or it might start to smell a lil weird in here

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Iā€™m sorry, this reply has been discarded. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Hmmm very interestingā€¦. šŸ˜Ž

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the ONLY opinion on electroswing is that it is good. All other opinions are irrelevant and may be discarded

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itā€™s amazing how much work iā€™ll do to make a fucking goddamn shitpost lmao

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This Magic Mike sequel is leaving a lot to be desired

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not yet *cocks gun*

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Agreed. I like both but if I had to choose, oat milk would be the winner

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the thing that helps me remember is that Iā€™m a leftist and I am also extremely annoying

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ā€œI am glad you are home, I am disappointed you are on the computer instead of showering me in attentionā€

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I understand why people find this creepy, but as a white person of nordic ancestry, I will never not love potatoes nearly as much as my own kin. potatoes are a little slice of valhalla right here on midgard

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Yeah I am always a bit trepidatious, especially when it comes to 3D games. One of my nitpicks is how it doesnā€™t stick to a specific pixel resolution, but at least it runs well

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now I kinda want to play a fromsoft game literally about potatoes hehe. kind of like Killer Bean but ideally much less cringe lol

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My 5yo loves Imagine Dragons (kill me) so I guess thatā€™s probably their main demographic lol

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Also describing them as ā€œtendrilsā€ is a great way to make potatoes seem much more Eldritch lol

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Itā€™s good! There are a few things I donā€™t like but overall I think itā€™s 9/10 for me at least. Runs great on the Switch which is always appreciated.

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reminds me of this hehe

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This is one reason I actually love playing (Moonstone Island currently) on the Switch because I will physically go to bed and play it and lying down under my weighted blanket makes me start nodding off so I canā€™t distract myself out of going to sleep hehe

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just to back up your sentiments, that is complete and utter bullshit

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I had one good long session but havenā€™t played since. Itā€™s *really* good, but Iā€™ve been really exhausted lately and the night I played it I stayed up until 2 AM so it scares me a little lol

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it also blows my mind how their ā€œsimpleā€ style of music really effectively camouflages a surprising amount of depth, I feel like I discover something new every time I go through one of these phases

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Watching a retrospective video about the first Diablo and the person described how fast Diablo gets you into the game with ā€œhereā€™s a club with a nail in it now go kill satanā€ and I laughed so hard I scared the dog

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itā€™s funny how I can go through a ā€œclassic punkā€ listening phase and then separately a ā€œramones entire discographyā€ listening phase. not saying I hate waffles, but man the Ramones kicked so much fucking ass itā€™s unbelievable

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Felt inspired.

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strawman

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ā€œtrans women love soupā€

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Andrew D Thaler's avatar Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social
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I see we've reached the "famous artist credibly accused of sexual assault wasn't actually a great artist and you're a chump for liking him" phase. Consider that pretending terrible people can't make great art helps terrible people who make great art whedon their way into vulnerable communities.

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