Me walking down the subway stairs with people who have clearly just got off a train I missed coming up: you pigs. You bastards! You’re lower than shit! How could you!
Me walking up after getting off and seeing people coming down: hmm. Perhaps you should have taken a bit more initiative. Scrubs…
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LOOK, CHILD! LOOK UPON THE SUN! BEHOLD ITS TERRIFYING BEAUTY!
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The Simpsons made a reference to “stee-vih-nee-dee” back in season 5 and I never knew if that was 1 person or 2.
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And have a deal for multiple slurp juices?
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@filmbutmakeitdogs.bsky.social
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People really invested trillions of dollars based on projections that a trend that started during the most exceptional event of our lifetime (pandemic) would continue when life went back to normal???
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Oddly prophetic pillar content here
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Do they still put every athlete in drag? That’s always a winner. No need to write any jokes! It’s a big strong man - in a dress! Automatic laugh riot for 3 to 6 minutes!
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Imagine how sad the New York State government would feel if it seized it
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Since everyone is going racism I’ll put my money on gambling
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Happens here in Atlanta
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she had dumps like a sensible midsize sedan
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Is there any news app that only does breaking news alerts for actual momentous stories?
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