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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom it has been fabricated."

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Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)'s avatar Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social
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Inspiring: This Machine Transforms 300 Gallons Of Clean Water And Three Days’ Worth Of Electricity Into A Single Photo Of Joe Biden With 27 Fingers And Gorilla Breasts

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Quebec did this too. It banned religious symbols in public service (hijabs and yarmulkes) but kept up the giant cross in the provincial assembly building www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Is the AI Dork a human dork who likes AI, or an AI-powered dorkbot

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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As fellow dads we both posted replies to the wrong post of this thread

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Bought a sun hat with a big ‘ol round brim

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Bought a sun hat with a big ‘ol round brim

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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You think someone’s gonna give him a castle, he can’t even get an apartment

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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I assume someone has to make sure he’s peeing his own pee

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ryan cooper's avatar ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com
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game 7 of the world series, final inning. I'm at bat with two outs. my team is down by one, with one on base. the pitcher slips on a banana peel and sends the ball sailing slowly and gracefully directly over home plate. "I won't swing," I think, "that wouldn't be fair"

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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The theory of efficient markets means we have to use half the world’s water to cool a machine that can tell us how many states there are in the US

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Please stop asking our ubiquitous knowledge machine questions that you don’t know the answer to

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Wow this fucker must be really into vexillology

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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No just Officer Playsonphone

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Every low level lanyard job person in DC: please don’t wear a campaign button in my house, someone could see it and I might get in trouble SCOTUS: first you take a loan from someone with business before the court and then you just don’t pay it back. Did you see my insurrection flag.

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Alfred E. Neuman hates this one weird trick!

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Is that a good bad drink, a bad bad drink, or a drink you kinda like?

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Dave Weigel's avatar Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social
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I am not a "Dems are trying to throw the election" guy, but if they were, this is what they'd do.

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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“Have you seen The Leftovers? It’ll be worse than that.”

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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I had to click to find out which Georgia it was

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Sn❄️w Whit⬜️ &nd The Se7en Dwar🧙‍♂️s

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called steak stink] was the stink there?

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Holy shit dude

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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I think the other dimension is between orderly speech (calm hate speech from someone in a suit behind a podium is ok) and disorderly speech (loud outdoor yelling of peaceful slogans by someone wearing a bandana is scary)

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Pharaoh got what was coming to him

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Missed the Kid Rock Cruise? Hop on the Korn Ferry!

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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I would love to see her sue to spotlight the crazy lengths that the establishment goes to in order to silence pro-Palestinian speech

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Oklahoma has a rule now that transgender people can’t compete in PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, the fake sport that is choreographed, in case you wondered how legitimate their claims that this is all about fair competition and safety and not bigotry are

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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I hope she runs a business called Morgue and Sword, it would really perpetuate its own customer base

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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In Soviet Russia hotel milk neutral

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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield's avatar Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social
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in the rules based international order there are two separate yet equally important groups: good states that can bomb embassies with impunity and bad states we'll never forgive for seizing our embassy 44 years ago merely because we overthrew their democratically elected government

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Josh Goodnaturedly 's avatar Josh Goodnaturedly @followers4algernon.bsky.social
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Me walking down the subway stairs with people who have clearly just got off a train I missed coming up: you pigs. You bastards! You’re lower than shit! How could you! Me walking up after getting off and seeing people coming down: hmm. Perhaps you should have taken a bit more initiative. Scrubs…

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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This but Get Back

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Sally McSurly's avatar Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social
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LOOK, CHILD! LOOK UPON THE SUN! BEHOLD ITS TERRIFYING BEAUTY!

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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The Simpsons made a reference to “stee-vih-nee-dee” back in season 5 and I never knew if that was 1 person or 2.

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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And have a deal for multiple slurp juices?

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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@filmbutmakeitdogs.bsky.social

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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People really invested trillions of dollars based on projections that a trend that started during the most exceptional event of our lifetime (pandemic) would continue when life went back to normal???

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Oddly prophetic pillar content here

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Do they still put every athlete in drag? That’s always a winner. No need to write any jokes! It’s a big strong man - in a dress! Automatic laugh riot for 3 to 6 minutes!

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Imagine how sad the New York State government would feel if it seized it

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Since everyone is going racism I’ll put my money on gambling

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Happens here in Atlanta

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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she had dumps like a sensible midsize sedan

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Steve Palefbsky's avatar Steve Palefbsky @palef.bsky.social
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Is there any news app that only does breaking news alerts for actual momentous stories?

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