Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮

Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥 @vanweezer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

Broke: tiktok ruined attention span Woke: jump cuts ruined attention spans Bespoke: having the movie start before the credits were done ruined attention spans

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

U'r tits r perf, m8! 💗 :) And u'r pretty, too, obvs! ^_^🫶🏻

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

I'm ecstatically happy - I'm having a great time - Jupiter smiles upon me of late, and I do ever so hope that it continues. :) Everything's getting easier and smoother and kinder and less hostile and warmer and more relaxed.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Maybe I should measure the greatness of my days by how many hugs I got from kind older women. Anyway, today was really great and if you have Taurus in your big three then you should wear rose quartz because it enhances ur energy n u somehow gets tons of free shit just n compliments for existing. :)

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

I nearly said "thrown into the volcano," but then I thought no, he can be of use to society whilst living somewhat comfortably, without upsetting the womens: making our lives unnecessarily harder.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:50 UTC

Under the Lucy regime all men who act as if any time spent alone with a woman is a date regardless of context or her comfort and safety levels or level of disinterest is to be sent to the mines.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:44 UTC

U kno wot's misogyny is that ery fkn time I sit in a taxi w my guitar the driver asks me if I play guitar n if it is my guitar n is always very openly surprised n impressed wen I say yes to both - like whom TF else's guitar would it be n YTF wud I fkn hv 1 if I didn't fkn play it make it make sense.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:40 UTC

Not to be an arsehole but, I have never seen eyebrows that look like his before, and I don't know what to make of that. They look like Mascot outfit/60s' cartoon eyebrows... It's giving "uncanny." He could do with plucking/waxing, and styling 'em... 😐🤷🏼‍♀️

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

Lol. Tbf the song nvr says that Jolene actu wants him or that he's been able to do anyt w her, just that he tlks abt her in his sleep, so, def emotionally cheating, I guess, evn if it's one-sided/0 intrst on Jo's prt. R/AITA: "I left Dolly for Jo but she din't want me n nw Dolly won't take me bk."

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:32 UTC

You're a good parent, Arcadus! ^_^

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

She's a galaxy brain, she is! 🤯🌌🧠

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Unless u n ur prtnr both hv ♌ plcmnts n agrd to this fully prior in priv, then proposin in front o strngrs = som sorta coercive abuse - Like Lv 💣ing on steroids - I fkn h8 it. Wot's wrong w jst 💍ing at a picnic in natur/a big park jst the 2 o u on a day wen u got it to urslvs? Smt quaint, n priv...

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Y'all 👀 that vid that's goin viral on feminist Internet of a dude proposin to a woman in front o tons o randos in public n she ltrlly has a panic attck n metaphorically holds down all the shouldr buttons to !Flee n then he falls to the floor cryin n strngrs comfort him? I dn't trust that man 1 bit.

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

I rly don't wanna be a parent bc like m8 evn lookin aftr a baby bug for 40 mins is too much, like, my God, babis o most species r so delicate - if I was a parent I'd jst b freakin out like Finding Nemo's dad all the time... (I'd also b lyk Captain Fantastic, Fraulein Maria, n Uncle Iroh as a prnt.)

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Is this somet I wanna Search up for context, or nah if I'm not in the mood for hardcore p0rn rn?

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

U kno wot last weekish I put yard floor cardboard in wheelie bin then noticed a cocooned baby 🐞 on it Tried to gently remove so not murdrd by bin lorry but failed to gently remove n accidentally murdrd n was sad n sed "Soz lil 1 guess I owe u in the nxt life." Careful who u make soul promises to lol

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Did anybody ask the two shaky old racist perverts who were arguing about who gets to be Emperor during the apocalypse about the UFOs, and what did they say, if so?

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Other gud news for me: Talkd to my crush today paranoid I may have given the ick w an overly long, sincere email, expressing how grateful n sympathetic I am that he endured Karen's tantrum n exiled her, n then a drunk gr8 news 1 next day. He still seems to enjoy my existence n find me charming. :)

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Annoying creepy cabbie din't even stop wen I said I'm into a dude at the Community Centre that I play music w who is my age. Wish I'd lied like "I'm on my way to meet my husband for our anniversary once he's finished teachin his 🥊 lesson - big guy, jealous type, love him to the heat death o the 🌌."

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Wot if frm nw wen I get an Uber I get in t bk like a celeb n 💬 "[Destination], pls." n jst put in earbuds til arrival n 💬 "K thanx 👋🏻 hv a gud day." I rly fkn h8 tlkn to cabbies bc ey'r always borin or bigotd or both - v v V rare tht I hv a decent convo w 1 as a tiny sexy Autistic orphan woman.... 😮‍💨

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

(Posted same screenshot 2× to fit in the ALT text...) If I did kno this MFer in a past life then he must've been som rando annoying scary perv who objectified me n ignored my boundaries.... 🙃😑😮‍💨🤦🏼‍♀️🙄😮‍💨😒😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😖😮‍💨😑

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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮 @pandainlingerie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

Haven't heard the album once I was a kid but it was my fave of the three of his that I knew of n this was my fav song of his n the only 1 of his tht I still F w (don't rly like Jovi no mor bc trauma).

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