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Enjoyer of many things. Master of none.


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Sy Nakamura's avatar Sy Nakamura @theredprince.bsky.social
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Wife: Did you know magnets stick to Cyber trucks? Me: *immediately googles magnetic dildos*

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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"Here lies Ceej. He was a man of great style and value"

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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That was a bit of a hostile reply. Was just looking out. My bad I guess.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Double check those protesting laws of that fine state of yours.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Gout was available. Missed opportunity.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Men, what are you doing in the sink?

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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If I had money to blow and a TS nearby I'd be putting pride flags all over their fucking shelves. All those boots? Those get dildos with pride stickers on 'em. Make that store look good.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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A 12-pack of Coke is $11.98 (on sale). I remember when we used to get 3 of those for $11. I'm so glad I quit drinking soda. What a waste of money.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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His voters don't read. They're on a strict Fox news diet.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Not too big though. We wouldn't want him tripping over them.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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El Jefe stands in the shade and waits for snacks.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Sorry to hear about your friend. Got dealer's name though?

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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If you care about the USA, the single best thing you can do today is to contribute to a downticket race thats close. The second best thing you can do is cancel your NYT subscription and use that money for the purpose.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I liked it better when you gave us news stories. And now the stories are behind a pay wall. I get that everyone wanna get their bag, but you're punching down on the wrong people. Both candidates are bad. Biden should be at home playing with his grandkids and having BBQs.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I know my watch has good intentions when it says "Good you're staying active" But i don't feel like that's the vibe. I think it's more like this:

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I added PS Happy 4th of July (I'm celebrating while we're still free)

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I wasn't kidding. If you have any suggestions before I send it let me know.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I don't even go to TS, but I'm willing to write them a letter and tell them to shove it.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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It'll be closed by the time I finish reading the menu.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I have ducks too. Well, the neighborhood does. I just feed them. I had to put the chicken wire because the ducklings were beginning to get stuck on the fence because they're fatties now.

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Meet Lady. A pretty Muscovy waiting for her babies to finish eating some oats.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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They're so brave, posting their bigotry for all to see like that. Circle jerking it to own the libs.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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They get plenty of drugs in prison.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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This is so cringe. I've only watched ten minutes of it.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Hope you're ok, but why is your cat peeing on the floor though?

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I'm a PoC first off. Second, you're the nimrod who started talking about black on black crime in a post that had absolutely nothing to do with that. If anything, it's your deep racism coming through. Good day, sir.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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And you simple twat waffles think that it only applies to one specific race. You forgot to check your right-wing dumbassery at the door before coming here. You're that guy that yells at clouds and are a complete waste of my time.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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He's had his entire face done.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Everyone knows it's a choice, but you don't know HOW it works and why.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Old man Montgomery has no idea. He's just repeating Fox News talking points.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Do you know how crime works?

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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He's been full loon for a while.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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What a handsome bird. Wonderful shot.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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"I'm too sexy for this dance"

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Or he's just a joker...pulling his leg. 💃

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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You should know better. 🤗

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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I'm surprised people even know who is president. 🤷 It's all Trump news.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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Where's Biden's messaging?

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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The three amigos here are a bunch of hoodlums trying to take over the neighborhood. It annoys me that they're so handsome because their attitudes are awful.

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Picture of the day: His name is Turk. 🥰 He's a grumpy old man who gets bullied by the younger drakes.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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And idolatry goes against their bible. They have joined a cult on top of another cult. Cult+

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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It's a glaring hypocrisy and they seem okay with it. It's disgusting.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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What I find to be really wild is that many on the right argue that being T is a mental disorder. Fine, let's entertain that notion for a sec. If that is the case, then shouldn't we be more compassionate rather than passing hurtful legislation? Isn't that the "Christ-like" thing to do? Fkn hypocrites

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I prefer lychees, but I'd take these.

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Pandastorm🐼🌩️'s avatar Pandastorm🐼🌩️ @pandastorm.bsky.social
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You'd be surprised by the number of people who don't want either candidate.

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