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John F. Ketamine (Leisurely)

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Postin' Makes Me Feel Good


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Here's something that will make you feel old: remember Benis Pemps? Benis Pemps were as long ago to us now as the assassination of Julius Caesar was to Benis Pemps

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We do be mongin tho

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Hearing the allegations against Neil Gaiman and thanking God, not for the first time, that I can't fucking read

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Staring lovingly at the flag while marching around the yard with no pants on. Fucking freak. What a jagoff

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Chisborgis take like 70IQ. Too much

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Yeah we love grilling hot dogs. Shit is easy as hell & cheap. Barely even food. Kids love that garbage

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I'm not sure about the context here but I'm gonna say yes?

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This is the year you are most likely to get your wish (followed by every subsequent year etc)

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Happy 4th of Just kidding death to America

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Tumby hort

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agree to disagree

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Most of these are songs

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There's no evidence that the cop was jorking his peanits, but there's also no evidence that he wasn't jorking his peanits. So it's impossible to say for sure

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Please, continue cooking

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I dont like any movie that feeds into the fantasy of space colonies for humans as a solution to our problems. It's never going to happen and we need to stop deluding ourselves

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He's based on a popular Japanese comic mocking American stereotypes, named Johnny Hamburger. I made that up but it is now irrefutable fact

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There is literally nothing in the world worse than when you're about to drop a shit and then 4 guys walk in loudly talking about golf

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Let's compromise: You're allowed to brush your teeth in That One Bathroom. However, all bathroom conversations now get a firing squad

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Sephiroth Posting

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Don't ask me how I know this, but someone out there has a six year old autistic child who has just heard More Than a Feeling and cannot be stopped

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Liberals get the screenshot

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Exactly the same as she was to the people who challenged HER in the Michigan primaries.

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Most normal liberal brain

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Also the slime gets you fucked up Nope too late to change your mind now

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The Democrats have a pecking order, and near the very top of that pecking order is elected incumbents who can fundraise for the national org. You do not, under any circumstances, challenge the pecking order.

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this is called Problem Solving

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I been watching Primitive Technology so I feel pretty ready to make some extremely shitty iron prills out of river slime

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"So you're in favor of systemic reform of the political system then, to address this situation?" "Definitely not."

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this is advanced hating. Kendrick level shit

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Nah I get the sentiment. The failures of revolutions need to be seriously addressed, but I still gotta say Mark Twain got it right about revolutions.

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The Chinese, Russian and French revolutions definitely resulted in a more peaceful society. They were imperfect, and their failures should be critiqued and highlighted, but it's ridiculous to compare to the cruelty that existed before.

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Also their singer is a child predator and that doesn't seem to be a big deal to any of the other guys

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I think what's really nice is that you can loathe the Red Hot Chili Peppers without being a hater. You can be disgusted with a pure heart and a clean conscience, because they're terrible people

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Not wishing anyone happy Canada Day. Fuck to Canada. Also fuck to America. And fuck to you and me too while we're at it

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Jokes on you I'm into this shit

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Bro, with all due respect, please cut the horse shit. If you got something else on offer besides posting let's hear it. Otherwise I think despair is a pretty reasonable reaction here

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I'd just send him messages every few weeks being like "is this still available" "yes" "hahaha hell yeah it is"

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I feel like this supreme court is doing the whole 'in-group the law protects but does not bind / out-group the law binds but does not protect' thing a little too on the nose. No sense of artistic subtlety anymore

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I know this is not going to be a popular opinion, but firing squad

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Everything is a valid solution now.

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To be fair only one of them is bought. The other one is the people doing the buying

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It's true & you should say it

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The fact that you haven't yet committed to Hillary in 2024 is very suspicious. Sexist much?

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People will come on here and say anything. "The Constitution exempts the President from any prosecution" no it doesn't. That's not true

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I haven't really been following, is the election over yet

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I am going to engage you in an unlimited manner

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Sometimes it's nice to look around at the complications that my friends and family have gotten wrapped up in, and take a moment to thank God for the ways in which I have remained Normal. Just to say "I am so grateful for not being the kind of person who makes everything weird"

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