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The one on the left is Min Planck

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I'm in disbelief that this is a real screenshot

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It'll be like the smeagol/gollum monologue in Lord of the rings

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I might watch this

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successfully preventing all shoplifting by closing the store

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in both cases the prevention probably does more harm than just letting it happen

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Perhaps it's because comedy is a coping mechanism to help us deal with the horrors of existence. On some level we know they are both the same movie

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Ditching the laugh track goes a long way- there's a Friends video on YouTube somewhere showing how Ross is a psychopath if you take away the laugh track

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My favorite gang in The Warriors

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This is what happens when the marketing team optimizes to clicks instead of sales

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Unrelated Bill Nye quote

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Had a lovely day today at the Museum of Fine Content

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Built like a truck: weird angles; can't withstand light rain; susceptible to getting stuck in mud; underwhelming luggage space

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It's funny that government and media always portrays it as "aid" even when it's really a loan

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I imagine it to be a glimpse into a post apocalyptic world in which this group has survived an extinction level event by taking to the seas. The tub/pajamas ritual refers to a daily decontamination procedure

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You're making the same mistake as the tiktokers, assuming something brainless has capacity for intelligent thought

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Hitting a well known or beloved monument the average person gets pulled into the conversation in a way they otherwise wouldn't. if it was a two-sided activists-vs-oil thing it would be easy to brush off as a disagreement unrelated to you

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Legend has it there is a different reason for Pete Davidson's popularity

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giving all the teachers cellphones will surely solve the problem

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We interrupt these festivities with a brief reminder that everything you hold dear is owned by billionaires

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What if *each robot* buys 8 tomato plants 🤯

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I'm struggling to think of a way to do it that doesn't involve breaking the numbers down

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Cookie monster"s gone woke

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South or Central America, so technically not a lie

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Don't you get it, he was dead

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This uses the word 'Hunt' too many times like they were brainstorming and supposed to delete some of them later

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"warning sign" instead of "red flag" has short-circuited my brain

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O say does that vergogna banner yet wave

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I keep putting it off until I have 6 or 7 clogging up the place and then do them all at once

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He watched that Always Sunny episode and made it real

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Thought this was a guy slicing cheese, and thought yes cheese is the results I want

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But that's when Mark's getting his reps in. Easiest time to do terrorism

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The alternative explanation to Carrie Fisher's coke nail

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Now you can crash at a friend's place after a night out and wake up smelling of vodka red bull, like God intended

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A sequel to 'Nope' where Jean Jacket just annihilates cops

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I don't think they meant you should let yourself be constantly sad

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Just make sure you freeze when it turns around

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We have a thing at work which is basically a human interpreting a chart, and now we are supposed to call that AI (the human is still doing the interpreting)

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This mf eatin carrots

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But does it sound convincing

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This has made me extra grumpy and I'm not even on the flight

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This reply has bean overlooked

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The real way to organize books is to leave them scattered individually in random places around the home: under a bed, on top of the fridge, down the side of couch cushions, etc

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*advertising Not marketing

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I think that was called How to get ahead in marketing. Richard E Grant. One of many weird things my parents let me watch when I was a kid

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It's the only way he can get off

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Looks a lot like the adventures of blinky bill

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And by D-Day I mean Domino's Day

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