Things you should know about me right now:
1. I am sleepy
2. I want to sleep
3. There is no biological eeason we couldn't have additional nostrils below our eyes to have a better olfactory picture or our environment
4. I'm enjoying this bed
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"hey hey 16k, what does that get you today"
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Why do mammals have to pee and poop separately, a cloaca much more efficient
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"so you named it death valley? I'm in"
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Just a pinch of salt (not too much), you will see the differencee
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"don't critisize me, I jusy want money and hate gay people"
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Or maybe, now hear me out, zombie olympic swimmers
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I had history classes about John Snow before i was a teenager, but it may have been to make sure kids wash thair hands
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Genuinly read that as "worst ever stars", and realised i need to go to bed
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searchers 2.0
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He's looking like hes having a punk day
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I would try to get to know him, try to be understanding, and find common ground
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Gonna tell my kids there were no beatles, and they should be suspicious of anyone who says otherwise
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Sorry
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And i bet the oh yeah jugman offers Frankin some ofnhis internal fluids in the next panel
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He first got elected going door to door with his childhood nanny
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With his nanny?
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I like being gay (drinking tea in bed listening to an audiobook)
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The worst pascals wager mixed with stop punching yourself: "there will be blood if you don't let me do what I want. So who's fault is it, really?"
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It always was...
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Dysphoria
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Im hoping you will get to Meyerhold Biomechanics frogs
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Just cranking Minutemen on a distorted 10w speaker
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I just treat this as a neat little multiplayer text adventure. That said, if i ever got any engagement I'd probably loose interest
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"with a tablet" (like the one you watch Netflix with in bed)
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There was this one guy I used to know, the closest to any archatype I've met. He would leave parties that lasted well into the morning without telling anyone. We always worried, but no matter where we were or how out of it he was he always got home safe. Magic internal compass
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"elon tusk" in rick and morty has tusks. thus, elon musk smells... am i at his level of jokes yet?
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Cool, so they can sleep in private places, right?
Right?
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i'm voting for a cool bug i just found
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Fun fact
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Is it "monk" or "munk"?
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It must be really stressful to be the Pringles guy's agent
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Saving the earth
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when i was a kid, i consumed 3 trench coats over the course of a week. it resulted in my first ct scan
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i wish i was more awful than i currently am
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Who thought putting knives on your feet and hitting things with sticks was a good idea?
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New? Tesla is and always has been at best a carbon credit store, not a car company
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Somone who works in a laboratory
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Bob Fosse Frogs 3x3
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TIL dilbert has a birdsnest haircut
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Tan hat and a purple suit? No wonder he didn't know it was a bad idea to shoot superman in the tit at that angle.
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Could academia just shift to "and a bunch of others, over there" at this point?
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K
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Weird photo
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I've only just learnt about mereological nihilism, this Baader-Mienhoff moment
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I hoped it was the bass line guys from the Around the World video
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Guys smell nice at times...
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As a general rule, its best not to be implicated
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Just temporary muting you becauae it is a Wednesday, and Wednesday is not for drama
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Oh. Fuck you
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