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if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future


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The Austrian post-game panel on ServusTV is absolutely out of control. "What is the difference between football in England and football in Germany? England is football! Have you ever heard of Stoke except because of football? What is Manchester? Manchester is two football teams.".

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Unironically a Southgate masterclass. What on earth......

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Both teams could do nothing but stand around looking at the ball for 45 minutes in the 2nd half and the game would have still been better than England vs. Slovenia.

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I unironically believe that Netherlands scored too early and forced England into playing aggressively.

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This England-Netherlands game is....a banger??? Who do they think they are? Spain??

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Mbappe: youtu.be/weKcXQv15fo?...

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I think I've only ever seen Messi score a goal like the one Yamal just scored. Completely unstoppable.

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when you read too much kant and then have to write a rulebook:

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In my upbringing the religious stuff was extremely a feature not a bug.

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Every time I see a Fantano video thumbnail, I think "Oh cool, nice to see @heymw.bsky.social is doing well."

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Hector Berlioz coded (do not look up how his relationship with the woman for whom he wrote Symphonie Fantastique ended)

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HAHA EAT SHIT LOSERS

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Glad this wasn't a list called "huge dipshits" or something.

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Ah, perfect, thank you.

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I don't want to seem ungrateful, but can anyone explain to me why I've gained 30+ followers in the past few days after holding steady at around 300 for months?

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we love it when the yodelling is lossless

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It status: coming home

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cristiano ronaldo retire bitch

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Portugal has been playing the worst games in international football for years now. Enough is enough. FIFA must condemn.

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more allegations for him to not beat

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if you've never read it, you can't imagine how deranged the ending is. well maybe you can depending on how much you know about C.S. Lewis.

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"Oh I get it! He had a twin brother the whole time!"

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Positive Rick Beato rules. I do not care for Negative Rick Beato.

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I love how much this is like Nixon claiming he's fond of Duff beer. I can practically hear Homer Simpson saying "The man never ate a sandwich in his life."

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unbearably alex debrincat coded, sorry to say (h/t @pammerhockey.bsky.social)

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If he takes a razor to his whole head, he'll look exactly like Jeff Bezos, I reckon.

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when you want to open a combined cannabis + beer store but you can't smoke that loud anymore:

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Looked for quite a while as if it wasn't coming home, until it suddenly decided to start coming home.

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A day later, I'm thinking you got way closer to the truth here.

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Absolutely

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It's also likely a sign of where Steve Stoic and Company think the team is at. I thought they'd want to kick the field goal, put points on the board, get an easy W, etc., but clearly they think they can afford to take big swings on big upside + big downside players.

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Incredible bit by the Sens to draft the one guy I was sure they would never take at 7th overall. At least Yakumchuk has a ton of upside, even if it's not guaranteed he'll ever have enough defensive abilities to play.

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End of an era

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I don't want a newspaper subscription, but sometimes I want to read an article. There is a way to square this circle in real life, I should also be able to do it on the internet.

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I think the internet is only going to survive in a recognizable form if we can figure out a way to allow for transactions that are the digital equivalent of paying $2 for today's paper at a newsstand.

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He has good underlying defensive numbers.

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his mind fascinates me endlessly

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Fugazy or fugazi (wolf of wallstreet)

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That would have been an interesting get for the pod though lol

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Direct download link can be acquired here: soundgasm.net/u/WTYKY/WTYK...

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We at WTYKY had the privilege of bringing back Brad Allen to break down 2024 NHL Draft from a s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ Senators perspective. If you've only got 2 hours to listen to one draft preview podcast, you might as well make it this one. welcometoyourkarlssonyears.com/2024/06/22/w...

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This certainly tracks with the head coach we just hired.

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posting this to linkedin and then logging off forever

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seeing this photo on twitter was how i learned taylor swift is playing wembley tonight

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I'd love to read some scholarly articles on the history of Fandom, as I've really started to notice lately that being a fan of something more often than not means "hating the shit out of it", and I want to know if that's only a recent phenomenon or if it's always been like this.

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RIP Donald Sutherland youtu.be/525PM43mrG8?...

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one conspiracy theory im open to is that these are false flag ops designed to discredit environmental movements by pro-oil groups, mainly because i find it hard to believe pro-environmental types could be this stupid

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Every time the Stanley Cup Finals finish after the NBA Finals it feels like an affront to the Natural Order. I am a RETVRN guy about this one piece of sports scheduling.

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