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As an unreconstructed Corbynite I was nodding along to most of this. (There was a strong "things could be a bit better" element to Corbynism, not to mention "remember when things used to be a bit better?".) As to whether Starmer's government will make progress on these issues, ah hae ma doots.

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Completely impossible. A hung Parliament and a Labour/LD Not-A-Coalition, now, that's possible - incredibly unlikely, though.

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It's autobiography - of course there are characters coming and going! I found it episodic and bitty to begin with, but the whole "dying of starvation" thing got to me.

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I would love it if they ended up with 37% of the vote, say, and “only” 49% of the seats. Can’t see it happening, tho.

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"No, no, you're not getting it," he said. "I'm not Mr Clever. I'm Mr Clever*ly*." - What's the difference? He sighed. "Mr *Clever* would just invariably be clever. No one would ever say 'he did that cleverly' - it'd be assumed." - So to be Mr *Cleverly*... "I have to be stupid, almost all the time."

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Not that Labour *won't* gerrymander the system (new Lords appointees), or keep it gerrymandered (FPTP and voter ID).

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When that curiously accentless US voice on Bluetooth headphones says ""power on" or "power off" it should say one with a rising intonation and the other with a falling intonation like the football scores used to be read out. "Stirling Albion 3⬆️, Hamilton Academical 2⬇️". Like that.

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My (admittedly unclear) point was that, while Shrek postdated Grace, the reinvention of Hallelujah that people associate with Shrek predated both of them.

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No, but it is at odds with giving Buckley's version historical priority over "the Shrek version" (Cale's), which actually inspired it,

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Not so. Shrek was 2001, but the version of Hallelujah they use is John Cale's cover from the compilation album I'm Your Fan, which dates back to 1991 - three years before Grace.

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#3 is an interesting one. "1940 or 1945?" I was about to muse, but then I looked again.

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Why would one have any hopes whatsoever from Labour in that department? They've got a manifesto commitment to "reduce immigration", full stop.

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I remember thinking - begging your pardon as a Liberal - that we'd brought a few people back to Labour during the last couple of weeks of the 2019 campaign, then looking back and reinterpreting that sympathetic-but-regretful expression: *they'd already voted*.

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Agree, but I think it'll only be worth 4-5% to the Tories (and not, as I'd previously thought, 8-10%). Apart from anything else, postal voting has gone mad over the last couple of elections...

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Never agreed with anyone more than with Robert Aickman when he said weird fiction “must open a door, preferably where no one had previously noticed a door to exist; and at the end, leave it open, or, possibly, ajar.” Happy birthday to him.

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25% - worth a punt if the question you're asking is "where have all the Tory voters gone?".

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24% leaves plenty of room for people to hate her, including (or especially) former Tory voters who might be going to Farage this time. Reform UK were on 2-3% under Liz Truss, vs 15-16% now; you can see how the Tories could be thinking "if we could get a third of that 13%... half even..."

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Phil Edwards's avatar Phil Edwards @philedwards.bsky.social
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But I admit that these days I'm betting on "Tories May Be Smarter Than They Look" less from conviction than out of habit, and because it makes life more interesting.

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It's also a way of attacking Keir Starmer on what's emerging as his weak point - being weak/not really in charge - without going down the "people who became party leader by a less than ideal process" route.

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Not sold on the artwork or the promo copy, I'm afraid, BUT it sounded great when Kermode reviewed it - and I'm always there for Olwen Fouéré (and Ian Lynch). I'll try and catch it on Apple TV (& will hopefully big it up on here afterwards, to make up for the slight negativity above).

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It's good, but it's no Goodbye Tonsils.

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I don't get this take. I mean, I think it makes her look fantastic, but it's very, very, very much Not Aimed At Me. They're not trying to make her look ugly or unattractive, just threatening - and a certain stratum of men will see her as more threatening the better she looks.

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...the British people disagreeing with their bright ideas (or) ...getting screwed over by the Conservative Party

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Then it says, almost as an afterthought, "There'll be a referendum on [all of the above], and it'll only happen if there's a majority in favour. Otherwise, as you were." In other words, they planned for absolutely everything except (depending how charitable you're feeling)...

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One thing that I think says a lot about the Lib Dems is the amount of thought & planning that went into the whole thing. If you look at the Act that provided for a referendum on AV, it specifies everything about how the system was going to work, practically down to the size of polling stations.

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I picture a lot of meetings with people basically hostile to the whole idea (not necessarily Tories) and AV emerging as the compromise solution b/c least disruptive (keeps single-member constituencies and feeds into the bar-chart mentality ("Labour can't win here, so make sure you give us vote #2").

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"the man who ran as the unity candidate for the Labour leadership — positioning himself between the Corbynites and the right of the party — came to see that this position was impossible and that the policy of the Corbynites was irresponsible" Nice story, but not remotely what happened.

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On Arts Labs, Beckenham in particular, see "Cygnet Committee".

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I don't think he was signing on, though - Kenneth Pitt was effectively his patron, as I think was Lindsay Kemp for a while. But there was much less of a star system in music at the time (and no corporate involvement to speak of), which meant there was a lot more money around at lower levels.

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In practice very few governments approach the level of partisanship you're assuming. To govern on that basis - good stuff for our people and screw the rest of them - would be a recipe for disaster, in the form of political upheaval and social unrest.

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I think the point is that governments of whatever party are supposed to be trying to do the best for the whole country, including constituencies with MPs from other parties, so that MPs who flag up local issues to the government can expect to get a fair hearing.

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Conversely, when my daughter was visiting we tried to move the cat (who wasn't pleased). She promptly went into "Oh! Oh! You kick Miette? You treat her body like the football?".

And there was me thinking that was one for @londonreview.bsky.social subscribers...

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I remember reading about someone having fun with "...Not!", when that was a thing... "God, Mum, you're so out of touch." - Not! "No, that's not what you... Argh!"

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Not laughing - whatever gets you started! A friend of my son's was an unshakeable non-reader until he met Captain Underpants.

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Reading this to my kids, I got bored with trying to give Extra! Emphasis! to entire paragraphs, and decided ALL CAPS was code for "Harry expresses his annoyance by dropping into a Welsh accent". Several pages later I realised that the joke was on me, but by then it was too late.

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There are Jacqueline Wilsons for pretty much all ages and tastes, in the unlikely event the kid hasn't come across her. Some of them pretty tough, too - the mother who has a psychotic break, strips naked and paints herself white with house paint sticks in the mind.

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Shout out for Artemis Fowl, and for Anthony Horowitz's Alex Rider series, which are quite silly but a lot of fun. My son was also very into Garth Nix, and I think still *is* into Derek Landy's Skulduggery Pleasant books (he certainly took them when he moved in with his gf).

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I actually thought #7 was a big improvement on the previous two in plot terms, and I didn't mind having this whole new mythology appearing out of nowhere (in retrospect that was an awful warning). But the whole "Dumbledore raised Harry to be a sacrificial lamb and this is good actually" plot... ugh.

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Above that, Yards Bubble Boom Rogue Legend/Empire <---- borderline of not-crapness here

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I picture Babies and Chord as locked in a perpetual struggle for last place, each carving out a space lower than the other as its unique wrongness comes back to mind. And Church wasn't much better.

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Milestones: I retired as a lecturer in August 2022 and gave my last guest lecture* six months ago. I've just taken Powerpoint out of the Dock. *to date

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One of the most wonderful things is the frame story, which has a stock English country type reminiscing about the battle, and adding casually "a year after that, they tried the real invasion - well, we all know how *that* turned out!". It was made in 1942.

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Damn, missed this. Such a great film with so many great moments that make the village feel a real place. One favourite is the couple wing ordered to the church by a German soldier and responding "but we're not church, we're chapel."

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A shining exception to the rule that hoppy pales don't benefit from being on cask.

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(Corbyn, whatever else one thinks about him, was never in fact a Trot, and his ascendancy wasn't built on any one pre-existing group. Which is part of why it could be rolled back so quickly.) As far as Shaheen's concerned, anyway, I'm on Team Live To Fight Another Day.

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