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Raven
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It's a shame about Etsy. especially. I'd rather the site have gone under, rather than switch to allowing obviously mass-produced crap onboard.
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pansexual gen-z goth cunt, and a hater. I like black coffee, cigarettes, and nihilism.
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It's a shame about Etsy. especially. I'd rather the site have gone under, rather than switch to allowing obviously mass-produced crap onboard.
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I like to make a tray of celery sticks, carrot sticks, and red bell pepper wedges to go with my homemade hummus. Probably one of my favorite lunches.
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Tragic. If only the Scots could have seen what would happen post-Brexit.
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I've become convinced that being British is a tragic, but inoperable, birth defect.
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I can't stand all these uppity limeys, pretending like they're the characters from Downton Abbey.
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I'm from Cali, but my father was a Texan. I picked it up from him.
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There's no better wave to surf on than a sea of women's legs.
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I don't think I've read a post on bluesky yet, that I've been more happy to repost, than this one.
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SLURPBERG: UNDEFEATED
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you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole
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Put a fucking guitar in Omega male's hands, and you'll hear the most brutal riffs of all time, I know that much. Those guys are also the best at eating pussy.
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Quickest way to get me to mutter "no..." when I'm rifling through racks.
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Madame, you know the answer, in my case.
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I hate that we're choosing such a slow way to do it. Climate change could take hundreds more years! Let's bring back the looming threat of nuclear war, and get it right this time!
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When I reached my turn in the ceremony to say my vows, I had a gun in my hand, and I put the barrel in my mouth, and blew my brains out. Then I had this perspective change, as if I was floating above myself. I had never looked more beautiful in my life, than in that moment.
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I had a dream last night that I was walking down the aisle, getting married. And when I got about halfway down the aisle, I realized that the guy I was marrying was the dude who groomed and raped me for four years, when I was a pre-teen.
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You can't actually cancel a band like them, though. They'll just keep on playing.
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Anyone watching the debate has a masochism kink. I have the opposite of that.
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One of the best parts of not living my life online? I get to watch all of the drama surrounding posters being exposed as weirdos and degenerates, and it's all news to me. I know none of the people involved, the accusers, or about 99% of the dogpilers.
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The Democrats have had several chances to codify it into law, but never did, because they liked using the fear of it's overturn as a way to get votes. Well, they fucked that chicken so long, it finally died.
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I'm glad somebody finally said it. Democrats have been kicking this can down the road for decades, using the threat of an overturn of Roe v Wade as a wedge issue to get votes. Well, somebody finally got it overturned, and so... vote for the same people who did nothing meaningful for 40 years?
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I've honestly never felt worse for you.
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Raven
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Black hair, black lipstick, and some deep purple eyeshadow.
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Raven
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Oh god, are you going to dye your hair black? That'd be so fucking hot.
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*sighs* My people.
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It'd just be the sound of me flicking open my Zippo to light another cigarette.
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"Hey! You should call out from work, and just play the game!" I say to you, dressed as a miniature cartoonish devil on your left shoulder.
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I'm "down bad" for cocaine, coffee, and cigarettes. These things are actively killing me.
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He got desperate after the dogecoin crash.
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I expect you to prove that in a techno song by noon next Sunday.
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Clippy bought Bitcoin at 65k.
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Funny enough, that's my typical ketamine hookup.
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Has anyone ever actually figured out the origin of that symbol, for real? Every thing I read about it seems sketchy and anecdotal, at best.
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👍
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Oh, I loved that man dearly. He was the only person who ever loved me, too.
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Apparently, some Reddit algorithm took my anecdote about calling Andrew Tate "the most obvious down-low self-loathing faggot of all time" on Twitter in 2020, and subsequently being blocked for it, to be worthy of a 7 day ban.
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My dad has his psyche destroyed by 28 years of military service, and he blew his brains out in the middle of the New Mexico desert. He was 46.
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Eternal Assis of LOONA Shitposting Massacre
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IF the Pope actually DID bust through a wall Kool-Aid man style at the G7, and hurl slurs at everyone there, I'd take absolutely zero umbrage.
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GAIA Online, Something Awful forums, and Reddit all fit the bill, long before Twitter and Bsky fit the bill.
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He's such a talkative little guy!
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I'm not sure if I love her, but I'd definitely hit it.
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Does anybody think he's ever going to see the inside of a cell?
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How much of this man's brain will be left?
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This fact has not escaped me.
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Do you know how self-aware I am? Even though I am my own boss, and the boss of thousands of employees -- and I consider myself to be a really generous one; I still never pipe up when I'm around people complaining about their boss at work. What good does it do? I can't possibly hire everyone.
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What if they had a baby together? That's what I'd like to see.
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Caffeine is really only a danger to people who already have elevated blood pressure and/or heart rate.
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I knew the answer, already.
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I was chatting with an e-girl that I became friends with. I asked her why she would risk turning off her thirsty male followers by being so openly in a relationship. She replied, it makes sense to always seem single, to string guys along, but removing that hope helps to weed out the worst weirdos.
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