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the most evil jew in chicago


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bsky.app/profile/slur...

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hilarious watching people try to fill the kairi power vacuum. at least she was subtle about violently wielding social power.

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go outside

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you all bother me

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MÉLENCHONMENTUM

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hows your boy truck chris doing

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you're usually reaching less

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ok, then keep behaving increasingly strange and alienating to everyone on the outside looking in

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you need to go outside and take a break

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keep flailing then

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you should try to be concise

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ok then what are you questioning

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"dox yourself!!!" isnt a compelling argument bree

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not sure a white woman is best suited to be racevestigating this relentlessly

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never was a gaiman guy sorry. i read like one issue of sandman and thought it was neat and thats it

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it looks like shes stopped doing the bit for good flawless slurp victory

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Oh my god, Joe Biden just killed himself.

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yeah this is why kamala is building camps

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YOU THERE, CITIZEN! DID YOU JUST FALL FROM A COCONUT TREE?

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delaware posting? whilst biden is on the ropes? bold.

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i will NEVER apologize for existing in the context of everything that came before me

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KAMALA! KAMALA! KAMALA! KAMALA!

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khive and online communists uniting against biden

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well well well well well well

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Matt The Dumb Bitch

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logging off to avoid the supreme court

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WHERE ARE YA GOING WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET

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its just getting started baby boy

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sorry im self consciously evil 😈

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i cant believe some of you doubted the all seeing gaze of slurpberg

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another day volunteering at the dril (wint) museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can steal his bit. buddy, they wont even let me steal it

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the giant space between words is a metaphor for how there isnt any funny

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it absolutely is not

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this site will never beat the terminally unfunny allegations

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bsky accounts when their friend is accused of sexual assault: 🥺🥺🥺 bsky accounts when you say their bit isnt funny: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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ive never gotten more flak for a post than this one which only proves how true it is

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you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole

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before you yell at me she said this is okay 😇

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hours later dropping the dril bit to Address The Allegations.... this is why they call me undefeated slurp

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