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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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that editorial didn't just fall out of the coconut tree! HA HA HA HAH HA. it exists in the context of all that is, and all that came before it.

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and all it'll take is 6-10 million dead americans, adjusted for today's population. this is definitely a silver lining scenario, right?

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DEMS: "Yes! We'll absolutely allow it to be!"

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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important correction

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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it has been extraordinarily clear for years that biden is senile

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i want a sequel set in sunny, affordable new mexico

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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extremely demented drivers posting online tonight

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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i hope you get more tickets

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Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
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Driver with no plates on his car makes an illegal turn, seriously injuring a Citi Bike rider in Brooklyn. Cops show up and watch him put a Florida plate on his car, even though the driver says he lives down the street. Police write the driver up just for failure to yield and let him go.

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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freedom is important. that's why i fly a giant swastika flag outside my house; probably people don't like it, but i'm a giant simpleton too fucking dim to understand anything beyond the exciting colors and angles of this cool design

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check out what's happening in DC, our mayor disappeared a congestion pricing study at the behest of suburban drivers from md and va, absolutely none of whom vote in DC. 0%.

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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Also, one of the great evils of car-centric design is that for a lot of people, losing your car means losing your access to the entire world beyond your driveway - especially at an age like that where you can't necessary walk or bike very far. It's no way to build a society, this suburban sprawl.

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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the hittite gods are going to smite your lands

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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no wonder your turns take so long. christ.

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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the average driver is completely habituated to breaking traffic laws constantly, sometimes several at once, and understands that speeding/phone use/stop sign running/etc are effectively legal. they are outraged by any attempt to make traffic laws real

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I think the realistic stock price for Tesla, divorced from the "musk as tony stark" mythmaking, is a fraction of what it is now. imo for better or for worse they're stuck with the guy if they don't want people to start asking serious questions about why this stock isn't 1/10th of what it is now

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the cult of elon is the only thing keeping that stock price up, without it they've just got the shittiest truck on earth and an increasingly crowded ev market. if they want to make money they need to keep elon in place

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lanna, lots of people are saying stuff like "this post sucks" and "this poster sucks," but i want you to know that i appreciate you, even if literally no one else does

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Hampton Stevens, buddy, here's the thing: you're as dumb as it gets

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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it's okay, chris james has rudy's personal cell number too so he can still keep in touch

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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Finally dug up the photos I took in 1986 on Yale's Beinecke Plaza of anti-apartheid protesters demanding the university divest from South Africa.

#BelieveInFilm

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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Sorry, I don't argue with people who are going to hell. Please make posts at someone else. 🙏

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You keep resorting to weird abstractions instead of dealing with the fact that we're speedily providing Bibi with the bombs he's using to kill people. I hope you find clarity, because otherwise you are 💯 going to hell

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"No need to worry about selling these ovens to the National Socialist folks - I've put restrictions on their use," I chortle, unaware of the fact that I'm a disgusting bug person who is going straight to hell the moment I die. "Besides, if I didn't sell to them, someone else would!"

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you're arguing in favor of the United States continuing to provide Bibi with the weapons he's using to exterminate Palestinians you fucking freak

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The US government is scrambling to provide more arms to a country that is using them to kill tens of thousands of civilians. If you've ever wondered what you would have done at some point in the past, now you know: you'd be busy cooking up justifications to look away

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by continuing to provide arms to someone using them to exterminate civilians? jesus christ, you need to get help

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This is a wonderful argument in favor of complicity with any kind of atrocity you can imagine

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if you own a tesla at that point you will have basically opted in for The Elon Show, so...

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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It's hard to communicate to a younger generation how cool stumbling on this show felt as a kid, especially because there was no real Internet yet that could help you contextualize or discuss it. Just an incredibly weird and cool show that felt like it shouldn't exist

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"these candidates both suck shit" "OH? YOU REFUSE TO WEIGH IN ON POLITICS? WELL THEN, CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED!"

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make a difference for who? roberts is a political actor attached to the conservative political project. if he retires, it will be to benefit conservatives. there's no reason to talk about roberts unless you want him to consider retiring earlier under a republican.

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why would you advise roberts to retire? he wont do that under a democrat, so you want him to retire during Trump II and extend republican control of his seat by a few decades? what an odd idea

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Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
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It speaks to the insidious nature of traffic violence and the way in which this country does not treat car crashes as a serious threat that it took a number of incidents before police understood that this might be the work of what in any other context would be called an attempted serial killer.

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it wouldnt be remotely believable from 96% of them

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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jamelle i have a question and i need an answer: do you love posting?

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Congratulations to the Republican Party on becoming the first institution in history to get into a mutually beneficial business relationship with Donald Trump. I'm sure this is going to go very well!

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And why should it? Israel has what it wants, and from that perspective any compromise is a step backwards

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bort's avatar bort @crushbort.bsky.social
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me: Tesla, activate pond mode TESLA: pond mode activated. filling vehicle with water me: thank you tesla

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Bolton Curpo's avatar Bolton Curpo @post-enjoyer.bsky.social
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wrong. the original tagline for all smoothies in england was Smoothie McSmoothface, as coined by aelfred the great after badington. look it up

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nah, it's always been like that. you've just been out of there long enough to actually see it now

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