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I post dogs and art and sometimes hiking stuff

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Yeah don’t, houses are best when not on fire and fingers are best when not zapped

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megaman wiki casually mentions that strikeman (the giant baseball) has intentionally sent a person to the hospital while working his job as a pitching machine. for some reason this made me think "what if 'roboenza' was fake and the robots just hated their jobs"

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New “I voted” stickers have a phoenix with lesbian pride (well, close) colors. Es gracioso

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It’s a FYF kind of evening (fuck you, fireworks)

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Hey! Happy 4th! On this, the holiest of days, we remember how kings are bad. Anyways, the concept of the guillotine is thought to have originated as early as 1210, in the Old French manuscript Li Hauz Livres du Graal (1/23)

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I’m going to chalk it up to them being asses

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The plastic kind are thankfully pretty cheap! Not fun to install though.

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Deleted the identical thread I made on Twitter cuz conservatives kept liking it?? They must not be big readers.

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It sucks in that most hardware stores around here are not going to align with my values.

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Man. I worked here; one is very close to my home and I buy regularly. I use their store-brand dog food. I am on good terms with the employees there. I don’t want to boycott but I feel I should and probably will.

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‪It’s annoying most of the time but infuriating when both my wife and I are working from home and actively on the phone and they RING AGAIN‬

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So many door to door solicitors. I need to install one of these on my doorbell.

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Tiny suggestion box with tiny cards and tiny pencils

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I am trying very hard not to think about Old Man Tournament 2024

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I have dedicated 10 minutes to searching and: wow, this must be rare as hell

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Team shared this with our boss, who I barely know, and I want to die a little.

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Saw this IG ad while high yesterday and it seemed fake then and it seems fake now

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Things’ve been a bit of a game of Golden Eye, slappers only lately. This is a good thing

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Power went out. Thankfully the suns down and it’s only 94 out.

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Reading obituaries and having a hard time. When I die I hope mine reads something like “he tried to be an alright guy but honestly he was kind of an asshole”. I don’t like how we misrepresent people who have died. Don’t be cruel, but don’t make them saints if they weren’t.

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My very small team was asked to make a team flag as part of a company culture endeavor. This is my contribution using the best clip art I could find.

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I will not be stopped from doing office art if I can help it Btw hey employer if you see this, there’s no SPI or controlled info on this so please don’t come at me

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Had my once-every-two-months hangout with some buddies. We watched 2/3 of a Neil Breen film; it was mockable for a while and just got bad. Instead, we watched a film my friends all made and I’m blown away by their creativity and skill.

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Internet platitudes abound but you are a creative and artistic force that I find inspiring. So there

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I will not be stopped from doing office art if I can help it Btw hey employer if you see this, there’s no SPI or controlled info on this so please don’t come at me

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You gotta get to the southwest and just waltz into any touristy shop. There is a shop in San Diego that would blow your mind.

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Yes I had an insurance reason to look this up but… man AI search engines suck.

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Good morning. This pool looks like balls.

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The invasion of Mediterranean red bugs is in full swing

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I am pretty “don’t kill stuff” but a mouse in the house warrants offensive measures

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If you get a vasectomy they give you a free pen.

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🗳️SKULLTENDERS IS A CRIT AWARDS FINALIST - AND WE NEED YOUR VOTE!🗳️

Skulltenders is nominated for Best Upcoming Podcast at the CRIT Awards, but we can’t take home the gold without your support!

VOTE HERE! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Why in the hell is anyone walking their dog in this weather- and at the hottest time of day, even. Why would you do that.

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This website needs a “mute reposts” function. There are folks I’d follow if not for what, for me, are too many reposts.

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Good point; may also be a drip line but I’m not an irrigation guy so uh not sure why I’m contributing 🤷

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No no see people of the past drew things that they saw, imagination was only recently invented in the 1930’s

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Broke the “no red meat” plan for Papi’s Day. I would share a picture of the borracho burro I just ate but uh. It gone. Someburros kicks ass

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