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Michael 🦃. Levy

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and he knows it

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world's most perfect baby continues streak of being world's most perfect baby

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I make no such promises

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Subway King

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George Carlin taking the biggest inhale of all time before reciting this entire page and dying

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I’ve decided to invent a new type of baby that sleeps through the night, can’t believe nobody’s thought of this before

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It’s only cause it’s Harry Connick Jr so they’ve all heard him croon before

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Uh oh nerd alert

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“We are your washer/dryer”

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I’ve always wondered what the inverse of this is for people in China. Cause kids be digging holes and old dudes be commenting on it. Do they say “ya diggin to America?” Another place? Something else?????

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What can i say!!

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Con: I sweat so much that it corroded the bolt attaching the brake housing to the fork, which can’t be re-tapped cause it’s carbon fiber, which means I had to replace the entire fork Pro: they only had a black one and unfortunately now it looks sick as hell

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Has anyone aged better?

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Would play.

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See this actually is why I can’t move to CT, I would be in Jail

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❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Ok, while we’re talking credits, I have to point out one of my all time favorites from Mars Attacks:

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Yeah in all aspects I gotta give Mutant Mayhem my rare and coveted rating of “Hell Yeah™”

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That’s how you know you’ve made it

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“john lennon! smart man! shot in the back, very sad”

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Not to brag but this baby’s 4 months old

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(also, context: this was from a series of ads BMW made in the early 00s where they gave a bunch of directors money to make short films ‘starring’ a BMW. This is one directed by Guy Ritchie featuring his wife-at-the-time Madonna and some… Marital Dynamics put right up on the screen. I love it.)

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I can’t find a gif of just this moment but at 4:45 in this video Clive Owen takes his hands off the wheel while drifting to do a double snap— this is what I’m imagining happened in that reel, except like 10,000 times less cool. youtu.be/mrLYQnjzH7w?...

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Whenever my baby falls asleep at the exact minute his “nap alarm” predicts he will I’m like… come on, don’t let em tell you what to do

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Or I could just lose some weight and have an easier time folding over!

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I think if I had my druthers I’d chop off the drop part of the bars so I could get a full grip near the ends like bullhorns (but I haven’t seen any setups like that that keep the integrated shifter/brake at the top of said horn)

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It’s a little cheesy, but when Joseph passed this was actually a really helpful way to process those feelings. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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My boy is aria-pilled, he’s flute-maxing, Salieri-cels are seething

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this is the form my ambivalence is taking, leave me alone

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Instagram constantly unmuting itself is gonna be the final straw for me and that fuckin app

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