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If you use the alt-text to just type in random garbage or make a joke, "I don't know what to put here, haha," stop being a dick and do it right or don't do it at all.
Alt-text is an accessibility function that helps people with vision issues.
You're saying you don't care enough about others to try.
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If parents put their child in this situation they would be - rightfully - raked over the coals, and possibly convicted. But let the government do it... fucking CRICKETS. And the only consequences are felt by the victim. π‘π‘π‘
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Fuck yes!!!
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Good luck for the thing!
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That would cost 49.95. Premium service.
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Chilled pea soup, using frozen peas, onion, garlic, chicken/vegetable stock. Cook it all up, whiz it in a blender, chill.
It turns an amazing bright green colour after blending, and you can add lots of things to it. Delicious π
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Fabulous!!!
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Don't you dare disrespect lovely Mr Goldthwait like that!
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My brain has kept running lines from that in my head all day. Rubber buttons and Lady Hamilton's pussy, etc.
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It's hard to weed it down to just one tweet with her.
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The Standing In The Back Looking Stupid Party.
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That's a lovely result. Huzzah!!!
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If we are the authorities on the oppressions we are dealing with, then people in power would have to listen to us, and that would be The Worst Thing In The WORLD!!! /sarcastic fainting.
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I know itβs not cool or hip or whatever to like Hannah Gadsby anymore, but the most seen I have ever felt by my mom was watching the bit in Douglas about whether you can eat the box.
That was 3000% me when I was a kid and we were both just delighted.
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Pork and fennel is one of my FAVOURITE combinations. Yummm!
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Hey fellow late Gen X/Early Millennial Aussies,
If you're between 45-50, follow the link to get a free bowel cancer screening kit.
The incidence of bowel cancer in younger people is increasing, so it's worth checking for peace of mind. Treatments and outcomes are better if caught early.
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Internet psoriasis.
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Very pretty! I think we have the same Knitpro Symphonie needles.
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Everyone who worked on the 1922 film, Nosferatu, is now dead. Cursed film? Maybe. But you know what else? None of them read an Alan Baxter book either. I'm not saying it's definitely connected, I'm just asking if you want to take that chance.
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Cauliflower cheese. My fellow white Kiwi/Aussie compatriots, HOW MUCH MONEY IS BIG CAULIFLOWER BRIBING YOU WITH TO KEEP PERPETUATING THIS HORROR???
Seriously. This disgusting dish should have stopped being made in the 80s.
We deserve every bit of food mockery we get.
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Oh, you're worried no one will want to read the thing you want to write? Are you kidding? Have you seen the mad shit people are fans of? Write the damn thing already.
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OH noooooo!!! Fuck that shit very much.
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Defenestrate
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Who could've predicted?
#auspol
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Or if they are in a drink you are offered at a wellness retreat.
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Just yelled oh no v loudly. π€’π€’π€’
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You are NOT weak. Hanging on even when your brain tells you that you would be better off dead takes extraordinary strength.
It's so hard, I have been there too.
Just get through the next minute and then the minute after that. Then repeat. π
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Fuck. It never ends. π€¬π€¬π€¬
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You are in for a TREAT. She's wonderful.
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This summer will mark a year into my project to read some of the hundreds of books I've bought, started and abandoned reading over the years. It has taught me something that feels significant. /1
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You are CLEARLY not a Gen X-er, that's Bananarama.
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Mary is a fish and John is a cat, obviously.
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Torn between being relieved that they are not being sold in Australia, and disappointed that I don't have the chance for in-person mockery and vandalism.
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It's lots of fun.
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Oh, wow. This is wonderful.
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Russell is a First Nations man who lives with ADHD/Autism. He is now facing housing insecurity and being harassed by a vindictive landlord and property manager. If you can, please support and share.
#MutualAidAustralia #MutualAid #HelpSky πΈπ
Further info:
twitter.com/purplepinger...
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Nope, sorry. I cannot allow that. Share my suffering.
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City of Angels, with Nicholas Cage as the angel and Meg fucking Ryan as his love interest.
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The sequel OR the American version. (Dear God, whyyyyyy?)
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Listen, I was OBSESSED with this movie when it came out, and this just makes it even better! ππ
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