KJ Charles

Lee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

It’s raining. WHERE’S THIS ‘CHANGE’ THEN, STARMER?

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:56 UTC

I was wrong, I forgot you could have Tories in Scotland

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:53 UTC

Nope, 18 in the end. We're the slimmest margin in the country I think.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:39 UTC

I think I dozed through Fabricant going. Could we now please see the back of lying blond Tories with unbelievably stupid hair?

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

I have not slept at all, though I lay down for two hours, I might conceivably have had a *couple* of cocktails at the exit poll, and I have now consumed an unwise amount of caffeine and bacon. On the whole my best advice is not to ask me to help with your tax calculations right now. /falls over

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:30 UTC

Stop me if I'm wrong, but Poole is the last available seat for the Tories, yes? I'd just really prefer them to stick on 119, not get the round number. It's...messier.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:23 UTC

meanwhile Mr KJC reminds me that Hendon had pretty big boundary changes. I think we very nearly got gerrymandered there.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:18 UTC

So recounts in Inverness, Poole and S Basildon / E Thurrock, plus two Scottish constituences to close up.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:16 UTC

It'd make 5

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:12 UTC

I will be his most frequent correspondent, lol. I've already written twice. /cracks knuckles/

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

Welp, looks like an MP who is going to have to listen VERY HARD to his constituents.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

oh ho ho, that's gonna be interesting.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

you tell people "of course your vote matters" and they don't believe you and then

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

If he takes the chiltern hundreds and forces a by-election....oof, that would go down badly. Not that I imagine he cares.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

Holy shit. I did say we were a swing seat, didn't I?

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

Jesus wept. No wonder it took forever. This is lasting Corbyn effect if you ask me. We were solid Labour for years not so long ago.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

Idk, I'm assuming Hendon have just fucked off home or something.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:13 UTC

Maybe they can't find enough people who can count.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:10 UTC

FFS. Six seats left to declare which I assume is five remote Scottish island constituencies, and Hendon.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:01 UTC

I tell you what, I'm not doing IF this morning. Bacon. Stat.

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