RAALLEN (@raallen86.bsky.social)

Massive Masc Non-Binary

White, like a fluffy mayonnaise.

First, do no harm. Second, make a joke about it.

Signal: signal.me/#eu/0WN3xXzs 0AWAZBzVKcB1kDPxyIbdvb-FRhI2MNeKZ9cDZrh3ogFI9JcjXrvwE9TQ

They/Them

RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:16 UTC

Shapeism

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

It is a tool. People swing hammers around all the time, and don’t accomplish anything. Other people can make some of the most incredible items imaginable.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

Same one, different ones at different times? At the same time? Ya can’t just leave out details like this lol

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:37 UTC

Chased a cat upstairs, broken leg - age 3 Jumped off a couch into corner table, stitches to forehead - age 7 Knelt at a pond and something cut my knee open, stitches - age 10 Flipped over bicycle, city removed a corner sidewalk section, broke arm - age 12 Broke foot during tennis - age 14

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

Throwing shade

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:45 UTC

Unsolicited crab musings

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:59 UTC

Not arguing with anyone on this site anymore. Duels only.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:58 UTC

What book?

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

Good samaritan laws and duty to rescue? That’s an open wound and medical treatment.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Gonna start adding flavor text, to the duels *strawberry* *Lemon-Lime* *Cilantro*

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Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Fight me, like one of your Uruk-hai waitstaff!

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

FAT THUMBS MAGUS IS BACK

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

Let’s see the raaaaange

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

Remind me on the twelve and I’ll send you $8 🫡

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

Antagonist? I don’t know. My medical shit is interfering.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

As both victim and protagonist.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @k1m.bsky.social 8

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

We got a whole ass city in Michigan named for flat rocks we skip.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

Marvel CU vs DC CU. How many people can we get yelling Martha?

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

The big ol’ baby eyes

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

Hold on, let me take care of somethin’ real quick.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

We don’t talk enough about how often adults shit their pants. This is a safe space.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Time traveler. It’s where we got the term, “Shitting the bed”

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Rise to the occasion

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

The day wikipedia falls is the day I give into despondency.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Get that bread 🙂

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Just remember eye and ear protection!

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

Thank you.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Challenge accepted.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Nah, that fur is so they can pet you.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social 10

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

If Dafne Keen shows up in Deadpool/Wolverine, I will be so fucking happy.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

I forgot how hard it is to rebuild your self esteem and confidence, after getting it leeched from emotional abuse. I have incredible, quantifiable successes over the last year, and yet I’ll feel that doom gut punch, the ground shift under my feet, and only hear perceived failures.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Just a line of people, “Did you get my last signature?”

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

Therapist was probably remembering the mountain dew hot dogs, cooking in the microwave, she forgot about.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:34 UTC

Noooo, keep your hands on the bicycle, fridge pickles!

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:39 UTC

Don’t let that RFK guy in, though.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:38 UTC

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:08 UTC

The Pink Poodle Club!

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

Woo hoo! Let’s blow up praline-ment!

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

So many people on that stage gotta pee pee

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @guste.bsky.social 10

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

Democracy. No different than Lord Buckethead or the US, with Vernon Supreme.

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

Mr. Beans!

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

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RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

This motel bathroom door though 😂

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