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Chef Gaykwon@gaykwon.bsky.social |
This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱
@onlinefunctions.bsky.social
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what are the things in the little pockets surely to god some nerd has explained them
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Guy
@e-warren.bsky.social
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Dwight Schrute
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Mark Barrington
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I can’t wait to see the “So you force-choked someone at a work meeting” pamphlet. There’s a large stack of them in the HR department bookshelves.
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Saskboy from Saskatchewan
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Except a long long time ago, religion had more power to silence critics.
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Richard Koenig
@rich-king.bsky.social
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And it got him choked.
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Just a weird little guy 🇵🇸
@weirdguy.bsky.social
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I always thought it should have been his character in Rouge One. And not the guy who Ben Mendelsohn played.
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💀khary like atari💀
@kharyrandolph.bsky.social
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He's the definition of "when keeping it real goes wrong."
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Becky's So Hot (In Your Modern Heat Dome)
@vixenine.bsky.social
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I mean, the guy told him his religion was bullshit, and then the dude used his evil powers to choke the bitch out. That's kind of like someone telling me, "Fuck Inari-Okami, yo..." and then I choke them, and they go "Harder, Mommy," and then the light jazz starts to play in the background...
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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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Look, they don't just hand out little blue squares to any asshole off the street
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Peter
@georgezip8.bsky.social
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I remember 😉
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Kenyesi Uume
@turdlet.bsky.social
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Then he died. V cool
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EL PELON
@elpelon.bsky.social
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😂😂😂😂💯
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juno. stump
@juno.bsky.social
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this brought me here so we are full circle
www.tiktok.com/t/ZPREG14cf/
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Andrew S.
@shoutingboy.bsky.social
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The evil wizard cyborg isn’t his boss, he works for Tarkin, the evil wizard cyborg is more like a consultant
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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Sometimes, one's only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
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Alan B
@alanpbourke.bsky.social
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Guy's a two blue square general, he probably thought he could get away with it.
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Dusty Poncho
@dustyponcho.bsky.social
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He's so me
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Rob Northrup. This Gun in My Hand podcast🕵
@deidzoeb.bsky.social
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I guess the Emperor didn't declare The Force or Sithness the state religion because there are only two Sith at a time? The Shakers could have told him what happens when a faith requiring celibacy fails to recruit enough newbies.
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Joachim Heijndermans
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Boss seems a big word. More like the cyborg priest his boss sent to spout sermons while youre trying to keep an expensive piece of equipment running smoothly which the space priest says cant measure up to his religion anyway.
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Xipha
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Why'd you do this to a man who can kill you on the other side of the room without gun. My guy. You know what powers he has.
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Political Film Blog
@jgiambrone.bsky.social
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Make his movie.
politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2023/05/04/m...
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Hare 🍉
@haredurer.bsky.social
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Smartest new atheist
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Max M1smett1
@maxm1smett1.bsky.social
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He had such balls Vader opted for his neck instead
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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They were about to dock on Codename: Fuck All My Haters, a moon sized space station, which fires the most powerful laser ever created (as far as anyone knows, probably 7th place now), and he's feeling his oats, pretty sure nothing c- BAM! Windpipe squeeze like a walnut in a melon.
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Dragon Nexus
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And what gets me....is how second in command Vader is in that scene. Tarkin tells him to knock it off...and he does. Because he's just the Black Knight. A thug there to smash stuff, intimidate, and carry out orders. Only later did they make him more important.
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EricInTheDark
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The entire interaction would have kept HR busy for months…you know, except that HR got blown up around Yavin 4 🤷🏻♂️
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Inevitable Decline
@nestedpistordoll.bsky.social
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They didn't get into it but he was a pastafarian
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First Wordle Problems
@fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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That really is the best damned scene lol. I love all those cynical Imperial stiffs. Later canon really wrecks that whole vibe.
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Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🕊️
@picatinnyrailed.bsky.social
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Yeah I mean it hasn't conjured up the stolen data tapes.
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@benhosp.bsky.social
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When keeping it real goes wrong
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Marjorie James Keenan
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This Force Choke could have been an email
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Zack Mast
@zackmast.bsky.social
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“Do not be so proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed” is one of the great lines that makes me feel they should have made Anakin way more of a nerdy weirdo in the prequels
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Lizard
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So, on the one hand, Vader was violating the Empire's anti-bullying policies. On the other hand, Motti violated the Empire's religious tolerance policies. Imperial HR does not get paid enough, I tell you what.
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JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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Let's see him do it twice.
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alex 🇵🇸
@thetearsoftime.bsky.social
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that would be so awkward fr
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Broken Mirror
@brokenmirror.bsky.social
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Except his religion is real in their universe
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Darrel Plant
@darrelplant.bsky.social
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A decade later, actor Richard LeParmentier had another iconic role in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” as Lieutenant Santino, who uttered the phrase “The rabbit kakked him last night.”
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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And yet his Death Star? Gone. The Force? Awakened
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Mike Keating
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this scene makes it sound like vader follows some centuries-old pagan bullshit but the jedi and the force were major players in the galaxy like, 20 years earlier lol
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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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"Team of Rivals" was a hell of a risky approach to assembling a cabinet, but I feel like Tarkin made it work.
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Elizabeth Roderick
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My ex would tell this story about when he was a PhD student, a postdoc in his lab once opened a window and screamed down at some Amish people that they were wasting their lives, and I wish I had that passion
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Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN
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Then what happened
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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell
@myleslobdell.bsky.social
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About 99% of American employees are too cowardly to try to pull that even without bosses who walk around with giant laser swords.
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Tsotate
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I guess the Empire's HR department was too busy with their YouTube channel to follow up.
m.youtube.com/@sunflowerst...
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the last ally
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JLRoberson
@jlroberson.bsky.social
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And he is remembered. In frightened whispers
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
@joadsprocket.bsky.social
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went out on a W
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theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
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I like his emergency gummy holder on his shirt. What a toxic workplace.
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Ill Topo
@dqspider.bsky.social
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silenced 4 truth
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Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
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It’s a great trick! But you can only do it once
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Tortilla the Hun
@midnitet0ker.bsky.social
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Vader did nothing wrong.
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Tarn O
@tarnado.bsky.social
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I assume G stands for Goner
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Chris in SF
@chrismsf.bsky.social
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“Your ancient religion” (they were a galactic police force in that man’s lifetime)
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