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Randilyn

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I was RaPUNzel once upon a time. I was a lot of things, once upon a time. But times change. And now we’re here. South Florida. she/her. ally. blm.

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sorry!!!!! i was joking that i never forgot alison. i think i tead she’s a doctor and doing well

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new. but also, alison.

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watched intervention. first time in a decade. two days ago. in my head right now: 🎼 fiiiiiiiive steps, you’re over 🎶🎵

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fair point

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breakfast of champions?

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confession: cologuard commercials bring me joy. i would adopt that adorable little box and carry it with me like a purse puppy.

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i’ll go with that!

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all yours😘

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i accidentally described myself as awkweird and i think it works.

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that must be magical to watch though

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i need someone to play with me!

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oh, i am definitely sleepless

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i am a numbskull

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she should blame the train!

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i find myself strangely without an opinion, a take, or even a clue.

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a kiss on the hand might be quite continental but cancel is a girl’s best friend.

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good luck to kimberly guilfoyle trying to accuse gavin of any crime of moral turpitude towards her.

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Pelosi and Clyburn give him an ultimatum forcing him into a secret cognitive exam. If he’s fine, they leak it but in a way that makes the story about their disloyalty. If he’s not, well, that’s that. I didn’t watch the final seasons of West Wing so apologies if this was how it ended.

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rip kinky friedman 🤠 may his memory be a blessing

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ivanka is going to be vp, isn’t she? that’s why she’s been absent from maga events and why she’s been cultivating a coterie of celebrity friends?

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exactly

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has doc ronny filed to change his name to “johnson” yet?

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yeah people drinking out of empty coffee cups in shows is bad but what’s even worse is when someone hangs up a phone call on a cellphone and there is an audible “click”

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Pont-L'Évêque Stilton Selles-sur-Cher Appenzeller That kind of plasticy circular smoked Gouda that is cut presumably from like a giant sausage of cheese and also you can get it in a small sausage version too

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five cheeses i can’t live without whiz its doodles spray manchego

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i have developed a marked dislike towards oprah winfrey. i think it’s been building for awhile. i’m sure she’s very unbothered by it.

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Five cheeses I can’t live without: Truffle gruyere Extra sharp cheddar Triple creme brie Smoked gouda Any sharp cheddar/gruyere meld

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“barron, also rumored to be in a relationship with noted international socialite, anna delvey”

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supreme court justice aileen m cannon. supreme court justice matthew kaczmarek. sleepwalking into nightmare.

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i missed the word “it” on the first pass 😉🤣

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damn. i’m going to need to put down the kimberly belle to read the last mrs. parrish (i live for liv constantine). oh hell, there’s the new (long awaited) kevin kwan too (and i think there’s an emily henry? lucy foley!!) this is why beach read season is the most stressful season of the year.

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