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hello, joyce?

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i hate doing this but i need this treatment. thank you.
gofund.me/a178305c

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lol it’s almost like both are bad!

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i have three different types of hairbrushes in my bag

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flat on my back listening to the carly rae jepsen / charli xcx collab on repeat

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it was so soft 😭😆

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she got so upset at the groomers that they couldn’t bathe her so they used kitty dry shampoo and she smelled good for MONTHS 🥹

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i had teela shaved once and her lumpy butt killed me

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OH MY GOD

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inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head

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my dumb ass asked what all those dark circles are on my x-ray. “those…are your earrings”

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making friends at the chiropractor

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it’s been a real rollercoaster of a birthday so far for my lady: - wet food 👍🏼 - mom stripped the bedding to wash it while she was ON the bed 👎🏼 - crunchy treats 👍🏼 - mom left for an hour 👎🏼 - mom is home 👍🏼 - mom gave nacho cheese 👍🏼 - mom is leaving again 👎🏼

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happy 15th (!!) birthday to my sweet alien baby who is now a gorgeous alien adult

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i have never been patriotic but damnit if i dont cry more than one during independence day

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hot dog is throat hole shaped checkmate atheists

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/kaf...

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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kamala harris: sucks, is a cop, xanned out 24/7. all this is true. i do not so much want harris to be president as i am submitting to the trickster god that clearly rules our future.

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i can still recite the houseplant song by audio adrenaline with 100% accuracy

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now i’m going down a wormhole of all the christian music i listened to when i was young and some of it still slaps sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

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yeah but there’s also that one newsboys song about how they don’t serve breakfast in hell

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.

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i just finished my screening with my doc to be cleared for the program (gonna try and work something out and see if i can still do it). she hugged me and told me she’s proud of me and rooting for me 😭

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putting my whole pussy into it (it = a bag labeled "my whole pussy")

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i feel so defeated like i was so excited to do this and finally felt well enough and now i can’t

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lol even with insurance coverage i still can’t afford it lmao.

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i don’t wanna brag but mine can fit 4 cans and a small nalgene 💅🏼

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need to start seeing someone so i can seductively invite them to my bedroom, only to show them my bedside mini fridge

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