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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

i hope he engages in some Medieval-type public punishment for all of his enemies. Mitch in stocks. Bill next to him in pillory. A bunch of maga chuds just hootin' and hollern' while they throw rotten vegetables.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

oh boy, wait until you hear about this guy named Phineas and his brother Ferb.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

lol

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

i'm sowwy i wost the webew ship. the wadaw must be mawfunctioning. pwease down't be mad at me, Daddy Vadaw. 👉👈🥴

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

eric clapton is english tho

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

i also want to be an officer in the empire, but only so some space dom in black leather will force choke me.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

dream? fantasy? try nightmare. we are living in a fucking nightmare.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

gurney halleck voice: that architecture is brutal.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

i misread that to hilarious results.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

I'm going to Graceland, Graceland Memphis, Tennessee

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

sweet, sweet schadenfreude

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

watching tiktok teens make a list of all the problematic music artists that are beloved by genx/millennials is hilarious. i love the kids. i hope they never lose that energy.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

rising nitrous oxide levels, you say? i'm laughing through the pain. literally, figuratively and metaphorically.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

red heifers in israel white buffalo in wyoming and here i am stuck in the middle with you

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

debate tonight!! really excited to watch donald trump shit himself and then side-eye joe biden all night because don can smell something but he isnt sure if its him ❤️❤️❤️❤️🎤🤪

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

at some point they will start driving themselves off of a cliff and elon will be like, "muh cybertruck is also a plane for a bout 10 seconds." ya;ll remember that SNL skit where the cat keeps driving the car off the cliff? hilarious.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

ben franklin loved shooting in strippers.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

just today i learned that there are two r/eatityoufuckingcoward subreddits with roughly the same amount of subscribers. makes a person wonder . . . about why i'm still on reddit

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

i keep my mouth shut any time i run into a "christian," but this is exactly whats going on in my head.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

logging on late in the day is fun. oh, why are we riffing on noam being alive today? did he die die? or was he murdered by words? were they his own words or someone else's? guess i'll have to scroll and find out.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

"everyone can see me coming. i drive a 6-ton super dooty."

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

"So now, less than eight years later, you can go up on a steep hill on Bluesky and look back at 2016 Twitter, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Josh Hartnett???! The year 2001 called, they sounded really horny.

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Give me Thickfreakness in the smallest, dankest, smokiest little basement club again and I will gladly pay 10x what I paid to see that 20 years ago

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randy fresh @randyfresh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

my bad. its hard to keep all the murderous, coup-throwing, multinational corporate conglomerates straight. I'll be glad when they've all consumed each other so we can just point at a single entity and say, "bad!". Instead trying to figure out which of the six current conglomerates needs referencing.

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