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MJ Mackenzie

@redheadmuppet.bsky.social

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Redheaded nerd, pansexual pixie, and absolute goober. Lately I’ve been drawing a lot of silly cats, but I also make things out of wood, and fabric, and resin, and tiles, and glass, and clay, and sometimes I write… one of those artist types. She/Her


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I don’t think my sundress is really doing that much damage

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Oh I know. I lived in the attic room in this old brick place near Runnymede/Annette for a long time, and I’ve never been so miserable.

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I know I complain about the heat a lot, but we don’t really have air conditioning here… so please understand that when it gets hot in Vancouver, we literally can’t escape it.

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BRB watching Worst Roommate Ever and making myself super fucking paranoid 😬

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It’s an old picture

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😂 I’m glad I gave you a spring in your step! I’m pretty aware of how young I look. Every time I tell someone my age, it’s a surprise.

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Oh?

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Depends on the day and the place. There are eight sushi places within two blocks of my house.

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Yep!

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Ohmygod they’re sooooo gooood 🤤

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Real talk, I could eat sushi forever and never get sick of it

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Look. I don’t wanna make anyone TOO horny, but I just made peanut butter and jelly rice crispy squares 💁‍♀️

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That’s exactly what I want to do. I’m going on a cruise up to Alaska. I don’t have any activities booked. I just want to read and eat and sleep.

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*makes notes*

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That’s tricky. I’m sorry. If my grandma Mackenzie is any indication, I’ll eventually reach a point where any signs of gender will slip away and I will just become a raisin in a dress.

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I’m envious of that. I don’t like when people speak down to me because they think I’m some kid when in reality I’m probably older than them.

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I knoooow. I look like a baby. It’s a blessing and a curse. That’s a good idea.

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I’m 40 and in two weeks, I’m going on the first vacation of my adult life. 🫡 Soooo… how exactly does one relax?

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I’m in my darkest timeline

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That’s all of June for us and I looove it. Wanna do a house swap? It’s five minutes to the ocean from my house.

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I can’t stand it.

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Scottish

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Exactly

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Oh, agreed and acknowledged. But when you dislike someone’s performance based on the fact that you personally find them unattractive, it’s bizarre to me!

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There’s nothing inherently sexual about the art of acting… I just don’t understand the thought process

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Red flag thought: When you’re talking to someone about an actor you like and they feel the need to say, “I just don’t find them attractive.” Why is that relevant? Do you say that about normal people? “Oh, Karen in finance? I don’t like her. I just don’t find her attractive.”

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Thank you. It’s more that it’s not even close to how light my real colour is, so growing it will be a paaain. I think it looks good. It’s just not me.

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It is!!!

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We have a heat warning right now and I’m miiiiserable about it 🥵

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I look like season 6 Sansa Stark …

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This made my morning

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Thank you. Hopefully the sun will lighten it up 😭

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I just fucked my hair right up, so I’m feeling extra sensitive towards to possibly of regrets

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Tried to darken my hair and I think I’m accidentally a brunette. Fml

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My sibling said it was their least favourite of the three. I don’t go to movies anymore cause every time I have a terrible experience!

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One of my favourite things to do in the summer is hike down the mountain and finish by jumping into the river when I get to the bottom. It’s the only reason I pay the insane amounts of money it costs to live here.

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Oh fun! That’s a great way to occupy your time. People did some cool shit during lockdown.

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I’m too shy to play TTRPGs but I really like character and world building stuff and I’m great at strategy stuff… so can I just start a game with other shy people and we can blush and mutter together?

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I want to start an ad campaign: "Instead of high speed rail we got... Theranos." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of universal healthcare we got... Juicero." TAX BILLIONNAIRES "Instead of clean tap water we got... NFTs." TAX BILLIONNAIRES

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Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten

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