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Also, I know I’m old and have never spent a day in my life looking cool, but what the hell are these kids wearing?

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Lotta, “Oooh, you’re still here?” in that welcome back to training video

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It’s July 5th. If you still have fireworks you’re legally obligated to eat them

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RIP Bozo

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I guess it’s no surprise Ronaldo is FOX’s choice for the main character

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Cruising 2: Cruise Harder

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Why Messi Should Take Penalties Blindfolded, My Column:

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Thankfully New Jersey’s fireworks perverts are cowards with early bedtimes

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Simply refuse to believe John Strong actually doesn’t understand the difference between Ronaldo playing for Portugal and Messi playing for Argentina

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Happy Jaws to all who celebrate

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Fuck you, America

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I wish democrats weren’t such spineless cowards because someone really needs to come out and say hey this is horseshit

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Biden comes in to a note on the fridge: Sorry Joe, got the munchies at 3am and ate the last slice of cheesecake. Also, we’re at war with Lebanon. XOXO

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The president of the United States has to be available to work after 8pm. It’s kind of important

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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I’d advise Paul Mitchell to avoid skimming off his new employers

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Time to kick the tires and light the fires big daddy

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The White House acquires Josh Hart in exchange for Biden’s expiring contract and a second round pick in the 2028 election

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Regardless of who wins in November, Democratic party “operatives” should be first against the wall

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Calafiore to Arsenal? Disgusting. Sickening.

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Austria could have gone to OT if Pentz had the courage

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MLB GMs 🤝 Democrats Staring at a shitty reliever market in July

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Imagining a box-to-box Romanian midfielder named Dragula

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Don’t miss him for a second, but Conte would’ve done unspeakable things with a Romero/Dragusin/VdV back line

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Do you know how shitty a week it has to be to keep me from enjoying Bannon going to prison and Giuliani getting disbarred?

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So...which CB do we want back for the start of preseason?

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Not great that referring to the "rapist with brain worms" presidential candidate isn't specific enough

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This is obviously about trump but republicans have spent the better part of 50 years trying to exonerate Nixon

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A cool side effect of the position Biden has put us in: should one of the liberal justices retire or (fingers crossed) one of the evil ones die, republicans will simply declare the president too mush-brained to appoint a replacement before the election

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Celebrating Canada Day with the Nickelback doc

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The lesson here is to learn more Spanish so I can listen to the game while working. The commentators blamed France's goal on De Bruyne playing DM, which he was no longer doing

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1. What is the ref doing? 2. Why is De Bruyne playing there? 3. Do you think Saliba got my note? 4. Why doesn't Lukaku quit and become a mailman? Rinse. Repeat.

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Am the only one who thinks it's a little weird that FOX hired Saliba's agents?

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Democrats: See? Now you HAVE to vote for Joe Biden

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Goddamn the english language Euros commentary is atrocious

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Biden needs to step down, but before he does he needs to shoot his opponent in the face

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Democrats are going to panic and send an additional fundraising email

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