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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

honk if the calls are coming from inside the white house

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

honk if I stashed a piece under your masterpiece

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

💔

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

a social media platform with the prompt “honk if” that requires you to hit honk instead of send

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

honk if the suspicious logins are coming from inside the house

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

here’s your problem [wipes song’s dipstick] your words are out of tune

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

s/o to motivated reasoning

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

these are not the looks your droiding for

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

[lifts hood and kill em' all starts playing] here's your problem

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

an app that edits the words “deep dive” out of all digital audio & frees up roughly 30% of the internet

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

honk if always forward never straight

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

honk if you're the droids they're looking for

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

I also accidentally hit record & play a few times, so the beginning is all choppy

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

we noticed a login to your account from a new device, if this was you there's no need to take any action ever again

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

I wore my copy out, no shit

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

honk if all you want to do is el chapo

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

#CVS

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

honk if you went from "I'm starting to understand the term 'civic-minded'" to "today is a beautiful day to die fighting for no one" in no time

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

honk if a threnody is a wailing ode, song, hymn or poem of mourning

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

the ozempic burger

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

s/o to whatever the opposite of a holiday is

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

precisely

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

the running mate

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

romeo & juliet but she’s a trumper & he’s hannibal lecter

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

a camping villain that you recognize because they kill every plant and bug they happen to pee on in the woods

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

honk if each human bears the entire form of humanity's estate

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

sorry I swatted your cursor with a flyswatter

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

trebek: when the world wakes up from history contestant: what is right here, right now?

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

enola gay pilot: we cold war agent: live viet cong soldier: in 9/11 firefighter: unprecedented you: times

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

my phone wistfully remembering your wifi as I lurk past your apartment

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

honk if phones & the internet are why you're no longer moving couches for a living, and/but unless a student shares your learning "dis"abilities, and/or the subject is modern digital media, of course they should be banned in classrooms—warning labels too, please

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

honk if god wants love not faith

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

s/o to those moments when literally everything makes sense for a sec

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

honestly great idea

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

please make it so

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

me too, buddy

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

s/o to songs without music

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

honk if AI is the new Y2K: when the music biz was decimated, we also gained cheap ways to make a string quartet without having to learn how to play orchestral instruments, etc. now there is more music than ever, but 90% of it is crap—ideas are the new currency, not attention

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

them: how are you you: [desperately aware that herds are necessary for survival] normal

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

an app that analyses text conversations and tells you who the asshole is

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

s/o to dramatic packing

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

before twitter: public.websites.umich.edu/~thyliasm/Be...

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

glad I'm no longer alone in this 🙏

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

a documentary of the most fucked up cigarettes ever rolled called "perfect every time"

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

trebek: to comfort one another as time slowly murders our bodies contestant: what is the point

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